lyin to parents need advice/input from former bad kids and troublemakers

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

good idea here.

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For me.Family > drinking/partying ANY day of the week, ANY ****ing time.

Then again, maybe I'm just some stupid idiot who actually enjoys being in his right mind and actually giving a shit about family and understanding people don't live forever. meh, you're call.I personally can't have much fun when the room is spinning, every smell makes you want to throw up, and you can't walk without falling all over the place.

Before you know it you'll be some dumb *** ****ing homeless drunk on the streets, counting up your change that you collected, embarassing yourself in the middle of the road while annoying the people who actually have jobs, just to go buy yourself a pint or a liter of the cheapest vodka you can find.Just to get drunk again or stay in your current drunken state that you've been in for two + weeks.Meanwhile the person at the counter tells you to get the **** out because you smell like shit.Since you've been too busy getting change to buy booze and/or too drunk to shower, or wipe your ***.

Have fun on your 3 day party, you stupid heartless bastard.

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

I agree with everyone else that says to go see your grandma. Old people have a lot of wisdom, and you might be suprised at what you can learn from them if you take the time to do so.

Yep.They also have some VERY interesting stories to tell if you just listen.I have heard some of the best stories from random old people.Not sure about you, but I'd rather hear what it was like during WWII from someone who was there vs. hearing the same old "so yeah, I got drunk and like ****ed this like blonde girl and it was like wow like, totally awesome, and the best part is like, I don't like, remember any of it!"

Which story would you rather hear?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

he hasn't posted in awhile. maybe he took my advice and killed himself.

**crosses fingers**

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

I ain't gunna read all this. But why the **** would you take laxitives. If you have to actually throw up before you can't go to school something wrong. My mom didn't give 2 shyts if I skipped as long as thegrades on the report card looked good.

 

[pitbull12888]

lol

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

lol

Now theres a worthwhile post!

 

[justinschmiidt 10+ year member]

I ain't gunna read all this. But why the **** would you take laxitives. If you have to actually throw up before you can't go to school something wrong. My mom didn't give 2 shyts if I skipped as long as thegrades on the report card looked good.

considering your sig says you have an el dorado, and this post is correct...

id have to say taht you are a **** sucker who has had too much handed to you.

btw, EAD.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So this coming weekend is the anniversary of the best weekend of my life (back in 2005). Every year my school has a 4 day weekened where ur supposed to go visit colleges. My parents want me to go with to North Carolina to see my crazy *** grandma but i dont wanna go, i wanna stay home like a i did last year and party for 3 days straight. Im supposed to leave with them Thursday afternoon and get back sunday.

My plan, wake up on thursday and play it sick (food poisoning from local dirty mexican restraunt), puke all over the place, tell everyone to not talk to me, refuse to move, and just keep farting in my room and taking laxitives to make me have the craps like you read about.

Anyone got any other ideas haha?

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[kizzo 10+ year member]

man people took this thread seriously thats pretty awesome. that iceteebone guy must be campin out on his computer waiting to see what everyone else posts, you are truly sweet bro. 10 bucks says your some fat white guy with glasses who thinks hes awesome cuz he can put a stereo in a car, you're pretty cool man.

anyways, all the responses helped me greatly in my decision.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

tell them you have a date with 1 of the most beutiful girls in school and that you think you love her...start crying afterwards....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif





i know this is to much work but its better then fakeing sick....parents arent stupid...

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[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Try growing some balls?!?!?

edited for accuracy

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

goto your grandma's house stop being a d-bag.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

man people took this thread seriously thats pretty awesome. that iceteebone guy must be campin out on his computer waiting to see what everyone else posts, you are truly sweet bro. 10 bucks says your some fat white guy with glasses who thinks hes awesome cuz he can put a stereo in a car, you're pretty cool man.
anyways, all the responses helped me greatly in my decision.

you were correct up till the glasses part allthough i could use some, and i have no stereo in my car. i have a door pod with no speaker and a hole in my other door panel with aluminum foil all over it. you must some middle class white boy, who follows what everybody else does and can't think for himself and tries to act gangster, and thinks he's so cool cause he needs to drink a beer to act like a retard when in reality he is one.

 

[Verlander]

man people took this thread seriously thats pretty awesome. that iceteebone guy must be campin out on his computer waiting to see what everyone else posts, you are truly sweet bro. 10 bucks says your some fat white guy with glasses who thinks hes awesome cuz he can put a stereo in a car, you're pretty cool man.
anyways, all the responses helped me greatly in my decision.

i agree. that iceteebone is a real jackass. who the **** does he think he is? i got another $10 that says he has *** with overweight black prostitutes

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So this coming weekend is the anniversary of the best weekend of my life (back in 2005). Every year my school has a 4 day weekened where ur supposed to go visit colleges. My parents want me to go with to North Carolina to see my crazy *** grandma but i dont wanna go, i wanna stay home like a i did last year and party for 3 days straight. Im supposed to leave with them Thursday afternoon and get back sunday.
My plan, wake up on thursday and play it sick (food poisoning from local dirty mexican restraunt), puke all over the place, tell everyone to not talk to me, refuse to move, and just keep farting in my room and taking laxitives to make me have the craps like you read about.

Anyone got any other ideas haha?

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Take it from a former partying douchebag. STOP BEING AN IDIOT! I made partying a priority my first 2 years a t Purdue until asked to leave. I regret it since.

Yes it was fun while it lasted, but life is a lot longer than the 22-24 years you are a kid/student. This may sound like a big giant cliche' of a post, but cliches usually spawn from some form of truth. You have plenty of time to party ****ing hard as hell later.

Short story: Visit the college and your grandma and stop acting like an *******.