lyin to parents need advice/input from former bad kids and troublemakers

[kizzo 10+ year member]

So this coming weekend is the anniversary of the best weekend of my life (back in 2005). Every year my school has a 4 day weekened where ur supposed to go visit colleges. My parents want me to go with to North Carolina to see my crazy *** grandma but i dont wanna go, i wanna stay home like a i did last year and party for 3 days straight. Im supposed to leave with them Thursday afternoon and get back sunday.

My plan, wake up on thursday and play it sick (food poisoning from local dirty mexican restraunt), puke all over the place, tell everyone to not talk to me, refuse to move, and just keep farting in my room and taking laxitives to make me have the craps like you read about.

Anyone got any other ideas haha?

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[kuijo 10+ year member]

So this coming weekend is the anniversary of the best weekend of my life (back in 2005). Every year my school has a 4 day weekened where ur supposed to go visit colleges. My parents want me to go with to North Carolina to see my crazy *** grandma but i dont wanna go, i wanna stay home like a i did last year and party for 3 days straight. Im supposed to leave with them Thursday afternoon and get back sunday.
My plan, wake up on thursday and play it sick (food poisoning from local dirty mexican restraunt), puke all over the place, tell everyone to not talk to me, refuse to move, and just keep farting in my room and taking laxitives to make me have the craps like you read about.

Anyone got any other ideas haha?

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i'm assuming you're a senoir since you're having class off to look at colleges.

No friends that are already in college?

Id tell your parents you aren't interested in that school and find one your buddy attends, go up and visit him. party there, no parents.

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

You realy dont expect to not get flamed do you?

But i'd do the same thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[addisdar 10+ year member]

Try growing up some?!?!?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

how about you look for a school attend? hopefully your dumbass either gets ***** or dies of alcohol poison. wish i would've cared more about this shit when i was in high school. this oppurtunity only comes once

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Try growing up some?!?!?

that too

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

tell them you have a date with 1 of the most beutiful girls in school and that you think you love her...start crying afterwards....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

i know this is to much work but its better then fakeing sick....parents arent stupid...

 

[kizzo 10+ year member]

Na i expect to get flamed, i hoped one guy out there has been in the same situation as me and knows how it is. Im willing to risk it. Im goin to NC not to visit colleges but to see my crazy grandma who i dont really wanna kick it with for more then i have to.

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

the few times i took laxitives it didnt happen just once....like all day....

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Na i expect to get flamed, i hoped one guy out there has been in the same situation as me and knows how it is. Im willing to risk it. Im goin to NC not to visit colleges but to see my crazy grandma who i dont really wanna kick it with for more then i have to.

tell your parents you want to stay home and look at schools? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[angrytrucker78 10+ year member]

Why don't you go hang with your Grandma, she'll die soon and you'll wich you did. Drinking is for **** anyway.

 

[pitbull12888]

haha dont yall just love the forums, u can find anything here

 

[Belunt 10+ year member]

Drive to joliet let me kick the $hit outta you and tell them you were jumped by some crazy *** mexican. That way you wont be lying.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

haha dont yall just love the forums, u can find anything here

no shit. from urinating into a human buttock, to this. gotta say the material on this forum is classic

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Why don't you go hang with your Grandma, she'll die soon and you'll wich you did. Drinking is for **** anyway.

good idea here.