I'm A Virgin!!!!!

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Correction it can and WILL get u laid...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif Especially at college:woot:

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

this is brilliant. please share your great experience with women and what you have done in the past to "not get laid".

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

thanks, you've had that harry potter avatar forever man....u in love with him or something? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Or does it get u laid.........

Ah, that would be Donnie Darko is his avatar, not Harry Potter.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I cant get laid becuse I'm too shy and when I get close to getting laid I get picky.

FTL

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Dont be picky, problem solved! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

I cant get laid becuse I'm too shy and when I get close to getting laid I get picky.
FTL

teh gheyness?

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

40yr old virgin said it best...knock out a couple of hoodrats get the shyness and being uncomfortable out of the way, then move on to the bad bitches

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

teh gheyness?

Man, that would **** to be that tall and be ghey! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

40yr old virgin said it best...knock out a couple of hoodrats get the shyness and being uncomfortable out of the way, then move on to the bad bitches

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal (sp?)

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal (sp?)

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif We got to get you some poonanni!

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

teh gheyness?

Who knows? Probably not. I had a few chances in High School wit a fat chick, and this one vegetarian chick... Cept the fat chick was prolly fatter than my wee wee is long and the vegetarian chick's normal body temp was like 50 degrees I swear, would have been like fucking a corpse.

 

[Pr0d1gy 10+ year member]

You're putting it up there like it's pussilliyah! Great movie.

Ummm, if you get picky when you're getting it is either:

A) The chick is genuinely unattractive (add beer to your blood, problem solved, if she's really ugly find a new girl to try with)

B) Scared that she will think or say you **** (tell her it was your first time afterwards & all bad *** is forgiven)

C) Teh gayness (go bang out on dudes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif )

Reasons with answers.

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Who knows? Probably not. I had a few chances in High School wit a fat chick, and this one vegetarian chick... Cept the fat chick was prolly fatter than my wee wee is long and the vegetarian chick's normal body temp was like 50 degrees I swear, would have been like fucking a corpse.

so what you're saying is she wasn't really that fat?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

so what you're saying is she wasn't really that fat?

haha, good one. Poor Crown, I hope he isnt the gheyness, but if you are, your still cool in my book. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

so what you're saying is she wasn't really that fat?

Yes, I'm hung like a buck feild mouse, and I'm 6' 9" tall.