i have gas now

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

my wife's cooking gave me stink gas today,and now she is making me sleep on the couch..

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[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

pwnt

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

hah, tell her that if she has a problem with it she can sleep on the couch, your the man dam it

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

so r u guys boning on the couch tonight or u gonna go to the couch afterward

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

i mean what does she expect when she makes me eggs in the morning and bbq and beans at night. then i drink beer with it.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Shit kick her to the curb! No one tells me to get out my bed!

 

[Crown_amps]

i mean what does she expect when she makes me eggs in the morning and bbq and beans at night. then i drink beer with it.

hahahah you should have blamed her!

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

hah, tell her that if she has a problem with it she can sleep on the couch, your the man dam it

damn straight, ur tha one with tha dick!..................

right?

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Popeye's Chicken... Beans and Rice--- for the stinky FTS! LOL! isnt FTS a feminine body spray??? LOL! ruh-roh! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

ahhhhh... c'mon...... a little flatulence is funny!

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

i am alot better today. i will get her to dress in her french maid outfit for me to make up for last night.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

better yet why not have the french maid come over and let her make up for you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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