I hate it when

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

God no shit. The second I stop paying attention and my dick hole touches the water I get so ****ing sketched out. The bacterial remnants from every other subhuman retard's shit just shooting up into my body through my ****...UGGGGGHHHHHHHH

LOL

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Yea but do0d, I don't want to choke it. Dead penor would be the ****.

The farther towards the knee you hang it, the lesser the crease is.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

I leave mine in the water and flush for a good rinse

 

[StupidDumbSlap 10+ year member]

Whats up with that chicks face in the background, Blondie must have pooted:laugh:

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

never noticed lol

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

Wow ya'll are retards, i devised a solution for this long ago

Tear off three squares of toilet paper and place on the surface of the water, no splash... and if you're hovering place 3 layers of protection to stay safe.

I also wear condoms when i take a crap and just let my dick dangle in the water... it actually feels good, and I've gotten one or two toilet bowl stiffies if I let my mind wander

 

[StupidDumbSlap 10+ year member]

Read the bottom right.
That's a man baby yea!

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[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Wow ya'll are retards, i devised a solution for this long ago
Tear off three squares of toilet paper and place on the surface of the water, no splash... and if you're hovering place 3 layers of protection to stay safe.

I also wear condoms when i take a crap and just let my dick dangle in the water... it actually feels good, and I've gotten one or two toilet bowl stiffies if I let my mind wander

I can't believe it took 38 replies before someone said this.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

luckily there is no water on my girlfriends chest.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

luckily there is no water on my girlfriends chest.

lol

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

luckily there is no water on my girlfriends chest.

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[armitank]

my little thread from before seems to have taken effect

:boobies: