So you brought a woman home from the party to screw, and told her to go sit on the couch first while you come post on ca.com that you are gonna get laid?got my drink on...lost at beer pong...then got my *** squeezed by an off duty male police officer at the party...he then proceeded to sandwich me between him and another officer...call me Mclovin...and then put his head through one of the glass panes in the front door. Glad it wasn't my house or his bleeding head he wont remember in the morning.
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and on that note I'm going to get laid
nah I kept her busy; told her to go make me a sandwich.So you brought a woman home from the party to screw, and told her to go sit on the couch first while you come post on ca.com that you are gonna get laid?
nothing like some chicken legs , watermelon and an RC with a moonpiewill pretty much start over today. kids want chicken legs grilled though
all lies //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gifgot my drink on...lost at beer pong...then got my *** squeezed by an off duty male police officer at the party...he then proceeded to sandwich me between him and another officer...call me Mclovin...and then put his head through one of the glass panes in the front door. Glad it wasn't my house or his bleeding head he wont remember in the morning.
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and on that note I'm going to get laid
negative! she won't get on here like bassin's lady so i dunno how else to prove it...her car is like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif think I have a picture of it on here somewhere...all lies //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
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