Hillary's first nights as president

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly, the ghost of George Washington appears to her.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night , the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theatre."

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

404 funny not found

nG

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

Meh

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

404 funny not found
nG

Ng = win

JMan = fail:crap:

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[Techchild 10+ year member]

you just changed that from a george bush joke

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I think the KKK went colorblind and got it inverted. They lynched Hillary in the theatre and want Obama as president. That reminds me of Dave Chappelle being a white supremacists.

I didn't laugh at the joke though...

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

404 funny not found
nG

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

All Aboard The Failboat!

 

[JCANTONE 10+ year member]

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly, the ghost of George Washington appears to her.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night , the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theatre."

Never heard it but pretty funny...im sure ill be gettin flamed for agreeing with you but whatever idc

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

Never heard it but pretty funny...im sure ill be gettin flamed for agreeing with you but whatever idc

I thought it was funny.

 

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