Happy thoughts?

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

does somebody need to take a trip to the Maury show?

goddy, you are not the father

phat, you are the father

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

lol

if i ever had a kid i'd prob kill someone if they asked me if it was mine...

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

goddy, you are not the fatherphat, you are the father

lmfao:laugh:

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

SBlazer is the father:fyi:

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

college has been the best time of my life

5 years and running and it just gets better every year

what is this study verb you speak of cpierce

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

college has been the best time of my life5 years and running and it just gets better every year

what is this study verb you speak of cpierce

I think it involves this new stunning thing called reading...I haven't caught on yet:crap:

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

Dont catch on... PLEASE done end up like cpierce's avatar

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

that is what happened to me. no matter how bad of a mood im in, thinking of him cheers me up

be careful feeding him Mike or he's gonna end up like lumberjack like you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I cant say I ever had a real good time in my life.

Actually, there was this one night where I got pretty drunk by the river, got chased by 10 19-20 y-old kids who wanted our beer, hopped in my old Porsche while on my 7th beer in an hour, and proceeded to be persued by these kids that piled into a Blazer and a Civic.

Well they turn off, and I found out why- I was getting followed by a cop! So i drive scared stupid for several miles DRUNK off my ***. he turns off. phew!!!

So after my friend and I calm down, we rented Grandmas' Boy watched that, laughed our ***** off.

Drove home at 2am, rockin T.I. with the top off my Porsche.

That is the most alive I've ever felt, that night (well early morning) driving- Nobody could kill my buzz for life.

Other than that, my life sucks pretty bad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif No, really bad. And it gets progressively worse every day.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

if i ever had a kid i'd prob kill someone if they asked me if it was mine...

x2... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

that is what happened to me. no matter how bad of a mood im in, thinking of him cheers me up

That right there is why I will probably never have kids. Kids eating in the car and making a mess, spilling food and drink. I don't really have the patience to deal with those kinds of things.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

The best day of my life:

We have this game at school called the black history quiz bowl. The team I was on last year won it, but the leader when off to Vanderbilt. This year, it was my team. Well, I assembled a team of cool kids and such and we lost in the 1st round to a bunch of freshman. Well, one of their team mates got sick and they would have to forfeit if they lost a team mate. Well, the show's administrator knew I was very good. They picked me up on thier team and we went on to win the championship. I was on fire. Near the end, I was basically talking shit to the opponets. Unfortunately, I haven't experienced anything that was close to that thrill.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

THe best day of my life was when i got high April 5th, 2005

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

if i ever had a kid i'd prob kill someone if they asked me if it was mine...

i had someone tell me that the kid was his when my girl was like 8months pregnant, he got a 14"blade held to his throat while his house burnt to the ground

I've denied him being mine to a stranger one time and she just laughed and told me no way that kid isn't mine.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

classic //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif