CLIFF notes
kovemaster couldn't get any from MOT's MIL. so he stuck a pickle jar in his *******. it kinda went in slowly then kinda got sucked in the rest of the way by the same vacume that made paris hiltons ***** look like a arby's commercial.
then it broke there was blood then he tried to finger himself in the *** with the broken glass. he got up and screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I