Getting Kicked off the Golf Course FTW

Im a freaking horrible golfer but love playing. And when I say bad I mean real bad, as in my average round is around 100 strokes or so. I am a real good par 3 player but on anything when I need to hit long Im outta control, I can hit like a hammer, but have a serious wicked slice. Problem is Im too proud to take lessons or play smart and use a shorter club with more control. I am however the only person I know who has actually hit a hole in one. When I was in school our gym teacher taped all of out tee shots to anyalise them later. On a par 3 that was about 160 I dropped my tee shot in with a 7 Iron. Dirt greens in small town saskatchewan, gotta love em. I know he still has it on tape somewhere to because he is an avid golfer and watches it at the start of every year, reminding him that he still needs to hole one now that one of his students did. Its kinda funny actually.
I am also not that good, well I am better than you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif but I also had a whole in one about 5 years ago when I first started playing. At that time I was averging about 100 over 18. I got mine on a par 3 as well and was about 150 yards or so. When I hit it, I was like dam that is right at it. My buddy Dave was screming at the top of his lungs when it went in. I stood there in shock and he is like yell or something you bastard!!! He was pissed cause he never has hit a hole in one and averages mid 70's. Haha, I pwed his ***.............that day.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
We got kicked off for jumping the golf cart. There was this down hill spot on the path and then a stange lip where the path turns and it was elevated by a beam, we did it on accident the first time, just heading toward the tee (exceedingly fast) but it was so fun we went round doing it for a while. Then this guy races up hollaring with his panties in a bunch and kicked us out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

it was the 14th anyway, we got most of our game.

 
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