Getting Kicked off the Golf Course FTW

bahahaha that story was mint.
better than that. years ago my brother was supposed to help my dad around the house. they kind of pissed each other off so my brother took off and played golf at the course across the street. now my dads really pissed. to make a long story short he tees off and hits my dads burban as my dad was standing in the front yard.

 
Personally, I would be pissed off too if you did that to me. I mean I understand the whole thing about him hitting 3-4 balls,but sounds to me like you took it a little to far. Why didnt you ask them nicely if the could hit in front of them? Problem solved.
Also you can hit 300 yards? Isnt that like John Daley skillz there? I mean if you could hit that far and straight, you should be in the PGA!
lots of people can smash a ball, but the game is won in the short game.

 
Personally, I would be pissed off too if you did that to me. I mean I understand the whole thing about him hitting 3-4 balls,but sounds to me like you took it a little to far. Why didnt you ask them nicely if the could hit in front of them? Problem solved.
Also you can hit 300 yards? Isnt that like John Daley skillz there? I mean if you could hit that far and straight, you should be in the PGA!
I think I know why you sympathize with slow moving people:

http://www.carstereo.com/forum/profile.cfm?userid=26119

 
So is this 300 yds (give or take 10) consistantly?

I had a guy hit into us a couple weeks ago out in Lewisville. We weren't playing slow, there had to be 3-4 groups stacked up ahead of us. On about 17, we had a few beers at that point, and when he did it again, my brother-in-law and I teed it up and hit it back. Then we hit every shag ball we found back at him too. It was rather entertaining. Didn't get to finish the round though.

 
I think I know why you sympathize with slow moving people:
http://www.carstereo.com/forum/profile.cfm?userid=26119
I find it funny that you think you accomplished something when lots of people knew I was a member over there. I have posted it a long time ago and recently about your stupid threads you have made about going over there and acting like a complete tool. So what is your point? Also you are Kickerkitty, so who is the fraud????

 
That would be cool. Once I am on the green, look out. Its just me getting there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I would ask everyone what their handicap was, but I am afraid we would have to start adding 10-15 to whatever they post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
It'll have to be in 07' so i can come bring the smacketh down on joo all;). no golf for the past 12 weeks is killing me! but i've been putting/chipping 30-40yd chip shots in my parents back yard on to the putting green for the past 3 weeks:D.

to jesse, when i played a lot in highschool my senior yr average tee shots were 295 and my handicap was 4.8;). not great but not bad for 17.

 
I would ask everyone what their handicap was, but I am afraid we would have to start adding 10-15 to whatever they post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
HAHA, Ok I will start. No................... that would be embarrassing.

Actually I wasnt that bad. I would usually shoot low 80's, sometimes high 70's, but that was then. Havent hit the ball in a while, so would be close to 100's now and yes that is in 18 silly man!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
the only time we got kicked off a course was when my friend who used to just smack the shit out of the ball on the driving range kept hitting them out of the range out onto the street lol. the range was only like 275 yards but it was fun til' he almost hit a car and then we got in trouble. not to mention another time on that same course my idiot friend drove a cart over a ground stake(sp) that holds the "no carts beyond this point" on the car path. yeah he wrapped that ***** on the front axle lol we got in trouble.

 
HAHA, Ok I will start. No................... that would be embarrassing.
Actually I wasnt that bad. I would usually shoot low 80's, sometimes high 70's, but that was then. Havent hit the ball in a while, so would be close to 100's now and yes that is in 18 silly man!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Last time I checked, my handicap was a hair above 9. Played this past Sundya and shot a 79, but it was a really short course. I've really just started to see a nice improvement, took some lessons last year and the beginning of this year, and it is finally starting to pay off.

 
So is this 300 yds (give or take 10) consistantly?
I had a guy hit into us a couple weeks ago out in Lewisville. We weren't playing slow, there had to be 3-4 groups stacked up ahead of us. On about 17, we had a few beers at that point, and when he did it again, my brother-in-law and I teed it up and hit it back. Then we hit every shag ball we found back at him too. It was rather entertaining. Didn't get to finish the round though.

The Lewisville course by the Lake?

**** that place sucks..

I am gonna blackmail a Cart girl over at Indian Creek, because she is a ***** *** *****!

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If only her christian sponsors knew she was a beer chugging skank!!!

(ha ha they soon will)

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Cheap ho better learn her lesson and golf sucks

Fishing>Golf>Death (barely)

-Expy

 
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