Funny, how,like a clown?

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

So I'm a butcher, and I work in a retail meatshop.

Generally these type of places have some folks that are rough around the edges, and I don't want you to think for a moment that I am outside of the region.

I was at work the other day and I work with this fellow, who is my age. I guess he's under the impression that he can impress me with his anger and all the things that go along with being angry. I don't play to well with tough guy types or any type really that is full of shit. When I get around these tyes generally I like to cut the bullshit as soon as possible. Just how I am, I guess. I don't give no BS and I don't want any.

So out of nowhere he's stating that he would like to "beat me up" and "show me what unbearable pain is all about." So here we go with this unprovoked stuff. I'm thinking "Haha, alright man, I see that you have to carry your balls in a wheelbarrow, you're tough."

So this continues. He tells me how he's tougher than I am, and how he'd like to show it to me. I let him continue and then I looked him in the eye and said "You know what I'd like to do? I'd really like to fuck you in your ass."

End of conversation.

He just walked away. Can't say that I really want to sodomize the guy, but I don't want to hear the braggadocio either. Especially unwarranted.

I'll swallow my pride any minute over swallowing someones BS.

/story

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I have this thing where I can't stand when people try to impress me with their BS stories on the interwebs. So cool.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

lol thats great just give him a big grin everytime you see him and maybe occasionally blow him a kiss //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

I have this thing where I can't stand when people try to impress me with their BS stories on the interwebs. So cool.

Well, I'm quite glad you feel that way bro.

I've told some of my friends this story and they thought it was funny.

I just thought that maybe I could brighten someones day with a laugh. Regardless if you think it's funny, entertaining or bullshit theres more people out there than just you that may enjoy it.

Have a good Thanksgiving bro.

CT

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I am kind of disappointed there is no vid of this though.

 

[Kawasaki STX-R 10+ year member]

i guess you're lucky he didnt take you up on the offer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[SteveSkal]

i guess you're lucky he didnt take you up on the offer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

That would have been AWESOME, the guys like oh yeah, well thats why I was trying to pick a fight with you, because I really wanted to get in your pants

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[chillin 10+ year member]

Waht if he undid his pants and called your bluff...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

Waht if he undid his pants and called your bluff...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Then I'd call his bluff by hitting him I guess.

I would hve to stay one step ahead at this point.

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[Thieroff 10+ year member]

That would have been AWESOME, the guys like oh yeah, well thats why I was trying to pick a fight with you, because I really wanted to get in your pants
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Haha, yeah, a guy wanted to get boned in his *** would have been awesome.

Haha, I'm sure you would've enjoyed that.

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[mlstrass 5,000+ posts]

I laughed, nice comeback as it actually shut him up. I'll have to remember that one....

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

I laughed, nice comeback as it actually shut him up. I'll have to remember that one....

That was my only point.

Like Jman said, what can you say back to that?

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[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

That would have been AWESOME, the guys like oh yeah, well thats why I was trying to pick a fight with you, because I really wanted to get in your pants
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dude what are you 12?

you sound like your trying to impress people with jokes...but they ****

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

dude what are you 12?
you sound like your trying to impress people with jokes...but they ****

Haha, I agree.

Lawl

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