Dumbass laws of the country.

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

http://www.crazylaws.com

Some of the stupidest laws that exist lol

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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Some are not crazy at all. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

I wouldnt put is past Steve-O

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.

Finally, an Anti-Emo law.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired;

not stupid at all if you've ever been to spring break.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

the tard that put that together ended up repeating a lot of the same stuff... read Idaho's laws... duh...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

There's some Cali law that says something about not walking a camel at Palm Canyon Drive after 6pm lol

Someone ship me a camel, I need to try that, I live 20 mins away from that street lol

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street.

have you ever been to south beach?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Having ****** relations with a porcupine is illegal.

agian, I wouldnt put it past Steve-O. Or Tom Green for that matter.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

Ever been to Key West around sundown?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

Agian, have you ever been to key west?

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging

This is obviously a very old law that got lost in the books. 100 years ago stealing someone's horse, especially in Fl, was a very serious offecne.

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

I cant beleive they missed the lap dance law or the white picket fence law. Yet the dumb shit repeated some laws 8 times.

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

Hornytown: Massage parlors have been banned.