Drug Test

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

Too lazy to read all the replies, so sorry if someone already said this.

You f'ed up. There is a lot more to a drug test than seeing if there is weed or not. Flushing your system right before a test isn't a good idea. Your test will come back inconclusive and most employers will just call it a fail and move onto the next applicant.

I'm a professional truck driver and our DOT tests are a bit more involved. I can't use a lot of detox stuff because they can tell that in the test. Best thing to do is to wait. If you don't smoke a lot, 2 weeks and you're clean. If you smoke a lot, could be a month. I'm 6'4 and 320. A lot of fat and a lot of muscle. But I move around and work a lot. I don't smoke often anymore. I went a month clean, then one weekend got blitzed. A week later I opened the top of my truck on a tree limb and had to be piss tested. I passed. No excessive flushing (I drink a lot of water anyway, but over a long period and not to the extremes of pissing every 5 min) and no detox products.

In the end, just give your system time if you know your taking a test (like when looking for a job.)

Also, if you just NEED to smoke. Crack is out of your system within three days. Just saying. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smokin.gif.f1dc8d2acb1809e863ebd6a47eaa0d45.gif

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

or you could not be a dumbfvck and not smoke?

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

like i was told check out the marijuana forums..... there is one i read about getting a $2 jar of some type of jelly and mixing that with a 20oz bottle of water 2 hrs. before the test and over 50 people vouched for it..... ill try to find it.

 

[clubcar13 10+ year member]

Alright guys, I just took the test. I really feel good about it and I think I passed. We will see what happens I should be getting a call within a day or two. I drank a few shots of vinegar before and throughout the day today I drank two big bottles of gatorade, a dr. pepper, and 2 liters of water.

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

oh yeah, i know its a little late, but that jelly is called surejel... mixed with a 20oz bottle of water, a meal, and 2 prior pee's you are guaranteed to pass for about 2-4hrs.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I've never seen a 6' 2" 250lb druggie employee at sears.

I really hope you do not get the job so you will hopefully learn you lesson and not end up under a bridge somewhere ******* dick for blunts.

 

[clubcar13 10+ year member]

I've never seen a 6' 2" 250lb druggie employee at sears.
I really hope you do not get the job so you will hopefully learn you lesson and not end up under a bridge somewhere ******* dick for blunts.

Alright. First of all... I am a football player. second off I am not a druggie and that was like the second time I tried it IDK why I did it but I wont do it again. Third I will never end up under a bridge. Get a life.

 

[Brassler07 10+ year member]

thc stores in fat cells, but if you have a good amount of muscle and smoked twice in two weeks and have had over a week to get tested then you will be fine. no doubt.

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

Alright. First of all... I am a football player

you will pass for sure then //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

that was like the second time I tried it IDK why I did it but I wont do it again.

I think its pretty obvious to myself and to the rest of the forum members that this drug has a hold of you and if you do not get some help now and break the cycle you are going to end up with a pretty nasty substance abuse problem.

True you may not start out ******* dick under a bridge but you may go and pawn your class ring of some of your dead grandmothers jewelry until your parents find out but by that point you may be too addicted to do anything.

I suggest sitting down with your parents now and asking for help before it is too late.

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

I think its pretty obvious to myself and to the rest of the forum members that this drug has a hold of you and if you do not get some help now and break the cycle you are going to end up with a pretty nasty substance abuse problem.
True you may not start out ******* dick under a bridge but you may go and pawn your class ring of some of your dead grandmothers jewelry until your parents find out but by that point you may be too addicted to do anything.

I suggest sitting down with your parents now and asking for help before it is too late.

x2

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

you'll be fine

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I smoke marijuana every day.

 

[clubcar13 10+ year member]

I think its pretty obvious to myself and to the rest of the forum members that this drug has a hold of you and if you do not get some help now and break the cycle you are going to end up with a pretty nasty substance abuse problem.
True you may not start out ******* dick under a bridge but you may go and pawn your class ring of some of your dead grandmothers jewelry until your parents find out but by that point you may be too addicted to do anything.

I suggest sitting down with your parents now and asking for help before it is too late.

lol thanks for the help man.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

Marijuana is a hell of a drug. I highly recommend crack.