Doesnt it just piss you off?

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Youre drunk, trying to find chicks at a party and then you get stoned so you start humping like, the couch and theres no point of entry, then co-workers take a picture of your "Shit, I can't fuck the couch" face...

Then they go paste pics of it all over the back room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Youre drunk, trying to find chicks at a party and then you get stoned so you start humping like, the couch and theres no point of entry, then co-workers take a picture of your "Shit, I can't fuck the couch" face...
Then they go paste pics of it all over the back room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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more like on facebook

 

[bjfish11 5,000+ posts]

pics or ban?

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Lmfao

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

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1. If you're trying to find chicks, you're at the wrong party. Generally, the problem is getting aformentioned chicks to actually be interested in your drunk/high self...

2. Couch-****ing is probably banned in most states...

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

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1. If you're trying to find chicks, you're at the wrong party. Generally, the problem is getting aformentioned chicks to actually be interested in your drunk/high self...

2. Couch-****ing is probably banned in most states...

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i don't think couch ****in is banned at parties unless it's a stoner party or sumthin

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

ahahahahah, furniture isnt really my forte, i prefer pillows and such.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

ahahahahah, furniture isnt really my forte, i prefer pillows and such.

lol atleast with pillows you don't go flyin off

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

ahahahahah, furniture isnt really my forte, i prefer pillows and such.

backs of chairs and door jambs rock my world

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I don't have pics... I never thought to pull one of the 40 or more off the wall and bring it home to scan/post it on the internet.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

this should help you lcv

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php?gclid=COS57q_0yYYCFUgcIgodq3Y23w

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

this should help you lcv
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php?gclid=COS57q_0yYYCFUgcIgodq3Y23w

OMG what the hell...

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

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[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

bahaha

 

[ironchef b 10+ year member]

this should help you lcv
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php?gclid=COS57q_0yYYCFUgcIgodq3Y23w

holy poop!!!!!!

better getting caught screwing furniture than getting caught masturbating by friends.

i aint speakin from personal experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif