Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Let me tell you guys about my happy ending at the massage parlor.....
I went to the massage palor last night. I observed a very cute and sexy young Mexican girl at the desk. I told her I wanted a massage 'With a Happy Ending'. She told me it was going to be $80 cash or credit card plus whatever was negoiated with the massuse. I paid cash and was ushered into a small room with nothing more than a matress on the floor. The lights were very low so I couldnt see very well. But since I was warned in advance by this wonderful site, I made sure to get a good look at the girl before agreeing on anything. About 3 minutes later this STUNNIG petite Asian girl who looked no older than 18 came into the room. She was wearing a red silk bathrobe. I was in in shock. I told her I wanted a 'happy ending' and she said that she would give me a happy ending for free if I gave her a 'happy ending' - What a deal! Of course I said YES! The massage and hand-job were 2nd to none - including the ones I have gotten in Bankok, Rio or even Cedar Rapids. After I shot a load, she said, now its time for my happy ending. She told me to lay on my stomach. I rolled over and she opened her red silk robe and she displayed the largest hard **** I had ever seen in my life! She then rammed me in my booty hole so hard I thought I was gonna DIE! When she was done, she wiped her wiener on my shirt and walked out! I swear I never had experienced anything like THAT before.

I have an appointment to go back next thursday!

You stay away from my city SyKo, ya sick son of a bitch

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.myspace.com/rocknrodeovaldosta

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I vote yes on 97. I think he is cute.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The new ICE!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A man walks into his local DIY store and says to the assistant behind the paint counter "I would like a tin of canary coloured paint please"

"What do you want that for?" asks the assistant.

"If you must know" says the man, "I want to paint my parrot to enter it for a canary contest. He sings so well i am certain he will win"

"You can't do that!" says the assistant, "That's cheating and besides, the paint chemicals may kill it"

"A tenner says they won't" says the man.

The assistant accepts the mans bet and sells him the paint.

Two days later the man returns, walks up to the assistant and slaps a £10 note on the counter.

The assistant smiles "So the paint did kill the parrot then"

"Well not exactly" says the man, "He handled the paint ok. It was the sanding down between coats that did for him"

 

[GenderBender]

i think I maybe losing my job.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

so I got a 90 on my test. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. all because i was sick. i thought i was gonna fail

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

You stay away from my city SyKo, ya sick son of a bitch

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Prop 97

NO on 97

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i think I maybe losing my job.

why?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Any cool mods trolling through here atm? I need a new avatar.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

How do I iron?

I dunno hows

I gots a gf though...

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

How do I iron?
I dunno hows

I gots a gf though...

Are you for real? Did you put 195% proof alcohol in it and turn it to the right setting?