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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when the chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

its not funny

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when the chair he was sitting on exploded.Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

Thanks. I now know to never sit in or around an explodable chair.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

No this one may be related to Andrew Johnson.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when the chair he was sitting on exploded.Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

That reminds me, we just removed some toys from ours shelves because of saftey recalls. One of the toys were Dive Stix, which someone throws in the pool and then retrieves them. The recall was from of the slim design, that a boy jumped in the pool and landed on one of the stix, which went right up his ***.

Can you imagine getting ***** by a pool toy?

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Your an idiot. Your more of a newcomer then I am

wrong.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

That was brilliant BTW, DB.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Regulated.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

That was brilliant BTW, DB.

agreed

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

y

Really dark hair with those emo banes are hot IMO.

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when the chair he was sitting on exploded.Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

I puckered up and thought about the cylinder I am sitting on.

That reminds me, we just removed some toys from ours shelves because of saftey recalls. One of the toys were Dive Stix, which someone throws in the pool and then retrieves them. The recall was from of the slim design, that a boy jumped in the pool and landed on one of the stix, which went right up his ***.

Can you imagine getting ***** by a pool toy?

LOL!

Just received a 8mp, 5x optical zoom digital camera from a guy off here. Its a samsung and I got it for $85 shipped. not bad IMO.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

That reminds me, we just removed some toys from ours shelves because of saftey recalls. One of the toys were Dive Stix, which someone throws in the pool and then retrieves them. The recall was from of the slim design, that a boy jumped in the pool and landed on one of the stix, which went right up his ***.

Can you imagine getting ***** by a pool toy?

I know exactly what youre talking about. Some of them have numbers on them, and you play for points.

Thats crazy that it went up there hahha.

Im sitting on an office chair right now, wonder if it will blow up one day.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I figured I would take out my address, that way when when T goes on a killing spree and comes down for BBT he doesnt make a stop here.

wtf.
Green Argyle

Those are interesting. Mail them to me.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Just received a 8mp, 5x optical zoom digital camera from a guy off here. Its a samsung and I got it for $85 shipped. not bad IMO.

fuck you

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Those are interesting. Mail them to me.

He has to return them because he can't figure out how they work.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Really dark hair with those emo banes are hot IMO.
I puckered up and thought about the cylinder I am sitting on.

LOL!

Just received a 8mp, 5x optical zoom digital camera from a guy off here. Its a samsung and I got it for $85 shipped. not bad IMO.

whats an emo bane?