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[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I think they're going for a couple large.

So.. like $2,000 or $200,000

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I'll show you once I get one.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

2 men enter, 1 giraffe leaves?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I'll show you once I get one.

Sorry, but giraffes are overrated. They are not nealy as big as you might expect. Zoos typically house them next to very short animals to make the giraffes seem taller. Hollywood did something similar with John Wayne, always having him ride a pony.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

they also smell horrible! and they have monstrous shits!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

they also smell horrible!

Indeed.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Fine. I want to tape a boxing match with one.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

They don't have arms, but I imagine it would try to kick/bite me. I think it would be a good match.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Fine. I want to tape a boxing match with one.

For a boxing match, get a kangaroo.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Does this turn you on James? Check out the BATWING!!!

Now bend over so I can get my kicks!

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

it seems as though someone has placed an interracial gay orgy underneath my name

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

and now in my sig

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It may have been Jame's giraffe. He can get those hard to reach places.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

It may have been Jame's giraffe. He can get those hard to reach places.

Hmm, someone should teach that giraffe some manners