Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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played poker saturday night. WSW stood me up and i proceeded to loose $200 to a lucky jackass.

i flop a full house, and get all my money in before he rivers a bigger full house.

later in the evening i got to witness what i believe was a ********** trying to pick up guys on the dance floor at a club. when i got there she was only one on floor. she looked to be in her 30s, but could have easily been a coked out 20yr old. dressed in a short plaid skirt, a shirt that didnt quite cover her fat belly and thigh highs with lace at the top. i spent most of the night trying not to look at this car wreck, but sometimes you just have to. i saw her panties more times than i cared to. she was on the floor rolling around, spreading her legs for everyone. she approched me once on the dance floor but was quickly rebuffed. undetered, she moved on to the next john. i did not see this but was told she was at a table beside the dance floor rubbing herself while a group of onlookers watched. she eventually got escorted out the back door by a couple of bouncers, but managed to sneak back in a few minutes later. showed her *** a little more, then was tossed again.

good times.

 
played poker saturday night. WSW stood me up and i proceeded to loose $200 to a lucky jackass.
i flop a full house, and get all my money in before he rivers a bigger full house.

later in the evening i got to witness what i believe was a ********** trying to pick up guys on the dance floor at a club. when i got there she was only one on floor. she looked to be in her 30s, but could have easily been a coked out 20yr old. dressed in a short plaid skirt, a shirt that didnt quite cover her fat belly and thigh highs with lace at the top. i spent most of the night trying not to look at this car wreck, but sometimes you just have to. i saw her panties more times than i cared to. she was on the floor rolling around, spreading her legs for everyone. she approched me once on the dance floor but was quickly rebuffed. undetered, she moved on to the next john. i did not see this but was told she was at a table beside the dance floor rubbing herself while a group of onlookers watched. she eventually got escorted out the back door by a couple of bouncers, but managed to sneak back in a few minutes later. showed her *** a little more, then was tossed again.

good times.
wow

 
The law amazes me sometimes. Wish the father could have seriously injured the kidnappers.

LMFAO! /b is definitely the shit

Nice, you didn't drive drunk did you?

How much money you win?

DRUNK!
Won $60 and had my friend drop me off and someone from work took me home. Those fools didn't know I played poker when I are drunk

 
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SNWS

 
The first few times were funny. Then it got old.

When I haven't been entertaining my dad, step mom and sister, I have been getting intimate with this setup. I am addicted to this shit.
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LOL @ microphone taped to the tripod.

Something about why is she wasting time building blocks when you should be building a stripper pole for her future job.
ahahahhahaa. i saw that he edited and was pissed that I missed it.

I suppose he thought messing the kid is off limits. I, however, did not.
Me neither, but his daughter is actually cute and not fat, yet.

***NSFW***
http://www.spankwire.c om/Spanish-Amateur-Mature/video146911/

That brunette chick looks EXACTLY like my boss! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif
You look at **** at work? lol. Show it your boss!

played poker saturday night. WSW stood me up and i proceeded to loose $200 to a lucky jackass.
i flop a full house, and get all my money in before he rivers a bigger full house.

later in the evening i got to witness what i believe was a ********** trying to pick up guys on the dance floor at a club. when i got there she was only one on floor. she looked to be in her 30s, but could have easily been a coked out 20yr old. dressed in a short plaid skirt, a shirt that didnt quite cover her fat belly and thigh highs with lace at the top. i spent most of the night trying not to look at this car wreck, but sometimes you just have to. i saw her panties more times than i cared to. she was on the floor rolling around, spreading her legs for everyone. she approched me once on the dance floor but was quickly rebuffed. undetered, she moved on to the next john. i did not see this but was told she was at a table beside the dance floor rubbing herself while a group of onlookers watched. she eventually got escorted out the back door by a couple of bouncers, but managed to sneak back in a few minutes later. showed her *** a little more, then was tossed again.

good times.
Sounds exciting! I would have danced with her had I been there and pulled the whole "get lower than the female and bounce away real quick in hopes she falls" move.

I have danced with big girls on more than one occasion when I am plastered just to do that. It is epic hilarious.

Won $60 and had my friend drop me off and someone from work took me home. Those fools didn't know I played poker when I are drunk
Nice! I remember one time I was drunk playing and told my friend what I had. He didn't believe me and I ended up winning like $20. lol.

LOL @ bush

 
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