Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

ok. cops...to protect and serve.

Father finds house his kidnapped daughter is being held in. calls cops, 30 minutes later, cops still havent come. His sister calls the cops, 20 mor eminutes no cops. Father takes tire iron goes to door confronts kidnappers. Doesnt know theres 2 more people in there, they jump him and beat him with the tire iron and a rock. sister calls cops again, 20 minutes later, no cops. neighbor calls cops, they still dont come. 2nd neighbor calls cops, they still dont come. so this guy is being beaten forever. Kidnappers push his daughter out of the second floor window.

Cops finally get there and what do they do? Charge the father with breaking and entering the kidnappers home.

WHAT THE **** IS THAT SHIT?!

What the fuck?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What the fuck?

exactly. throughout the whole show, the cops were incompetent. terrible. Maybe the story was just making them seem that way. But when you see the calls that each person made, its hard to side with the cops. and the dispatcher kept saying "theyre coming" or "theres one call ahead of you" and they said "the kidnapping is a low priority call, you have calls ahead of you" wow.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

That's pretty rediculous

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a ***** and we were going to make a ******* man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I have a special place for /b/ in the pit of my bowels

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

what zee fkck

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

ok so after the game i was getting mad drinkage on at my apt. i got a call that half the employees afe playing a poker game at buccetos after hours. i ge tthere drunk sas **** and get someone to make me a fcuking pizza with sausage and bacon. after 2 hours of playing i get a ride home after taking all of everybodys chips/money. it was some ill shit.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Sounds pretty crunk james

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

wjhp kist posted this link because that bike looks killer

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

*who just posted*

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

wat

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

don't wat me *** holio

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

wat

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ok. cops...to protect and serve.

Father finds house his kidnapped daughter is being held in. calls cops, 30 minutes later, cops still havent come. His sister calls the cops, 20 mor eminutes no cops. Father takes tire iron goes to door confronts kidnappers. Doesnt know theres 2 more people in there, they jump him and beat him with the tire iron and a rock. sister calls cops again, 20 minutes later, no cops. neighbor calls cops, they still dont come. 2nd neighbor calls cops, they still dont come. so this guy is being beaten forever. Kidnappers push his daughter out of the second floor window.

Cops finally get there and what do they do? Charge the father with breaking and entering the kidnappers home.

WHAT THE **** IS THAT SHIT?!

The law amazes me sometimes. Wish the father could have seriously injured the kidnappers.

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a ***** and we were going to make a ******* man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

LMFAO! /b is definitely the shit

ok so after the game i was getting mad drinkage on at my apt. i got a call that half the employees afe playing a poker game at buccetos after hours. i ge tthere drunk sas **** and get someone to make me a fcuking pizza with sausage and bacon. after 2 hours of playing i get a ride home after taking all of everybodys chips/money. it was some ill shit.

Nice, you didn't drive drunk did you?

How much money you win?

don't wat me *** holio

DRUNK!

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

yne? wtf. http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373687&page=2

do you realize how stupid you appear?