Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

My senior quote was "Good, but could do better" The terms underachiever and wasted potential were also used.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I had a black friend who signed everyone's yearbook with BNC, which meant Big Niggie Cam - since he was 6'7, black, and his name was Cameron.

He got suspended the last 3 days of school for it. He said it was worth it though, since he was exempted from finals anyway; so he got an early lead on summer.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I cannot believe I missed those four. If it where my teacher, I'd argue one of them, the one about risk. His book is wrong.
Risk is also about returns greater than expected.

I'll tell him the person who did my exam thinks you are wrong.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

y=f(x)+e

Y = the fucktard employee doing what i need him to.

f = is the process of him doing it.

x = both my instructions and the materials for the task

e = the variables/variations that are preventing me from achieving [y], he claims its other things that came up. i know for the most part that is bullshit, however occasionally its true. he's just a lackluster and horribly inconsistent employee.

so, [e] are the issues that are actually causing his performance to **** balls. part of those are him, part of those are how i communicate tasks to him [f]. i have determined better understanding his metaprograms can help me empathize with him. but i am unsure how i will use them to implement better communication and thus achieve desirable results [y].

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

y=f(x)+e
Y = the fucktard employee doing what i need him to.

f = is the process of him doing it.

x = both my instructions and the materials for the task

e = the variables/variations that are preventing me from achieving [y], he claims its other things that came up. i know for the most part that is bullshit, however occasionally its true. he's just a lackluster and horribly inconsistent employee.

so, [e] are the issues that are actually causing his performance to **** balls. part of those are him, part of those are how i communicate tasks to him [f]. i have determined better understanding his metaprograms can help me empathize with him. but i am unsure how i will use them to implement better communication and thus achieve desirable results [y].

You should speak at seminars and shit. Yo.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My wife had her Xmas party at work today. On top of getting her bonus the boss bought her a movie theater popcorn cart that is pretty cool.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You should speak at seminars and shit. Yo.

Once i figure out the answer i will. Cha-Ching!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=180314653873
2nd time on eBay. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

They look the biz too.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

y=f(x)+e
Y = the fucktard employee doing what i need him to.

f = is the process of him doing it.

x = both my instructions and the materials for the task

e = the variables/variations that are preventing me from achieving [y], he claims its other things that came up. i know for the most part that is bullshit, however occasionally its true. he's just a lackluster and horribly inconsistent employee.

so, [e] are the issues that are actually causing his performance to **** balls. part of those are him, part of those are how i communicate tasks to him [f]. i have determined better understanding his metaprograms can help me empathize with him. but i am unsure how i will use them to implement better communication and thus achieve desirable results [y].

Are you a team leader?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Are you a team leader?

department head

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I just had a large thing of homemade peanut brittle. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Twas good.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

department head

I would like to find this department for head. Sounds like my kind of place.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I just had a large thing of homemade peanut brittle. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Twas good.

I love it, but will never eat it again. Some extremely hard brittle caused me to get a root canal once. Shit cracked a tooth.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I love it, but will never eat it again. Some extremely hard brittle caused me to get a root canal once. Shit cracked a tooth.

ouch. It was pretty fresh and had a softer texture to it.

I cant even fuk wit that hard brittle.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I had a black friend who signed everyone's yearbook with BNC, which meant Big Niggie Cam - since he was 6'7, black, and his name was Cameron.
He got suspended the last 3 days of school for it. He said it was worth it though, since he was exempted from finals anyway; so he got an early lead on summer.

LOL. Stupid suspending him for that though.