Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Well I am up to go hunting, already eaten breakfast and drank a cup of coffee, but wish I would have checked the weather before.

17°F

Feels Like

7°F

I think I'll play deer hunter online instead. Thats probably the coldest it will be all year here. At 10 the windchill is still supposed to be like 14. FK THAT!

 
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road.

He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "That's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.

Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.

"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp!"

 
i am getting paid its just boring as fuck

and i just turned down an 09 accord for an alarm since i have one scheduled at 10 but the dbag that wrote it in the schedule didnt write what car it is so i dont know if i have a bypass for it

 
Oh shit this pic has photoshop potential!

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