Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well usually I don't have a fk buddy in my college town. i always seem to fk girls from other towns. that is what i was going to use this one as til i found a girl pretty enough to date. I know its *** holish, but thats just the way I am . She is going to get hurt, oh well. I just need to make it clear we cannot be "facebook" cuddy buddies. fk that.
Pussy ain't got no face james. you know this.

but it has a weight class. and that ***** is in the sea life weight class.

whale.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

she makes me want to eat a salad.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

What did I miss since Thursday?
Man I'm ready for Christmas to be over. Had the big family Christmas tonight. ugh. Parents didn't want me to come back to Starkville but they drive me crazy staying with them. And I may fail. I got this girl driving all the way up to stay with me tonight. Drunk messaged her on facebook this past Tuesday night and been talking to her ever since. Shes actually smart, goal oriented, older than me, and really cool. Only downside is her looks are not up to my standard as far as dating goes. And she informed me no secksi time tonight. After she told me she is on her way down. ****.

at the end of the day it comes down to what you are looking for. me personally, i'd rather have the qualities mentioned above and average looks vs great looks and none of the qualities above. We have had this discussion before. she's got a cute face. looks like she's a larger girl, some people are more concerned with what others will think vs being happy with the person they are talking with/dating.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

It definitely DOES have a face. One that you have to wake up to in the morning. You have lots to learn, young one.

I don't care if i wake up to it. As long as noone else sees me with it.

but it has a weight class. and that ***** is in the sea life weight class.

whale.

She doesn't look fat to me? Chubby or thick maybe, but not fat?

guess i'll find out in 40 minutes. i started drinking when she said she was coming so i'll be good to go when she gets here. and she says shes not fuhking..i would have agreed to that BEFORE i started drinking..i will get off, all there is too it.

she makes me want to eat a salad.

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at the end of the day it comes down to what you are looking for. me personally, i'd rather have the qualities mentioned above and average looks vs great looks and none of the qualities above. We have had this discussion before. she's got a cute face. looks like she's a larger girl, some people are more concerned with what others will think vs being happy with the person they are talking with/dating.

Thats where I get confused. I have gotten looks (to me, maybe not this forum) before, but they tend to be stupid, not goal oriented, not going to be successful in my opinion, etc. This girl actually has the qualities I want but not the looks.

In better news..Found out I am a soon to be brother in law //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

My brother only brought one girl home in his entire life before this one a year and a half ago (hes 27). I knew they would end up getting married. Tonight he showed me the ring he bought her. I am the only one who knows it and am totally excited for him. Of course I will be the best man..I just wish he would have proposed tonight in front of our entire family (cousins, aunts, etc). I think he may wait til christmas to propose..

I may actually shed a tear when he does... I'm just so freaking happy for him its crazy. And we still fight all the time, lawl.. Just nice to know hes finally found someone while my search ends up with fk buddies.

And he told me he wants me to speak at the wedding and he will have me alcohol... Oh my god... I could make or break the wedding whenever it is..But im still tickled to death.

Sorry for going on, but this is just a huge thing to me.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

oh god, you guys are missing this monopoly game //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am in a monopoly game with james. im happy thank you.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I am in a monopoly game with james. im happy thank you.

oh lawdy, you are missing this one you ni**er lover.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

whew

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

too bad you cant copy and paste this like a chat. ****ign hilarious. im laughing so hard.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

too bad you cant copy and paste this like a chat. ****ign hilarious. im laughing so hard.

i got a get out of jail card but don't know how to use it.

Im nathan b forrest on a horse so i dont understand why im in jail?

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

i got a get out of jail card but don't know how to use it.
Im nathan b forrest on a horse so i dont understand why im in jail?

HAHAHAHA

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I don't care if i wake up to it. As long as noone else sees me with it.
She doesn't look fat to me? Chubby or thick maybe, but not fat?

guess i'll find out in 40 minutes. i started drinking when she said she was coming so i'll be good to go when she gets here. and she says shes not fuhking..i would have agreed to that BEFORE i started drinking..i will get off, all there is too it.

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Thats where I get confused. I have gotten looks (to me, maybe not this forum) before, but they tend to be stupid, not goal oriented, not going to be successful in my opinion, etc. This girl actually has the qualities I want but not the looks.

In better news..Found out I am a soon to be brother in law //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

My brother only brought one girl home in his entire life before this one a year and a half ago (hes 27). I knew they would end up getting married. Tonight he showed me the ring he bought her. I am the only one who knows it and am totally excited for him. Of course I will be the best man..I just wish he would have proposed tonight in front of our entire family (cousins, aunts, etc). I think he may wait til christmas to propose..

I may actually shed a tear when he does... I'm just so freaking happy for him its crazy. And we still fight all the time, lawl.. Just nice to know hes finally found someone while my search ends up with fk buddies.

And he told me he wants me to speak at the wedding and he will have me alcohol... Oh my god... I could make or break the wedding whenever it is..But im still tickled to death.

Sorry for going on, but this is just a huge thing to me.

congrats

chubby to others, is fat to me.

i got a get out of jail card but don't know how to use it.
Im nathan b forrest on a horse so i dont understand why im in jail?

wat

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

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It's gonna be a fun day.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Double post FTL.

Piece of shit server.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Feck off tommy