Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Well now that Ice is gone.........

The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

Two weeks later, the Wings are down 4-0 to the Black Hawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcockgives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, theplayers and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the ice, he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. " I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, ***** and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."

The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."

"Sorry? You're sorry?" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"

LMAO

You shouldn't pick on those more tough and handsome than yourself

oh

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I... don't know what came over me

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Shush. I get depressed alot yes. But I am not lost in self pity. Just because I dont post doesnt mean that I dont read.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Well now that Ice is gone.........

The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

Two weeks later, the Wings are down 4-0 to the Black Hawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcockgives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, theplayers and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the ice, he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. " I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, ***** and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."

The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."

"Sorry? You're sorry?" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.........
http://www.caraudio.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=10066&catid=2

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif Am I the only one who can see the horn?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif Am I the only one who can see the horn?

The feck that for?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

OH NOES! There is a wiggler in NN naow!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

OH NOES! There is a wiggler in NN naow!

yup...time to spread my wings and fly. gotta get enough posts to put my ava up there before i can really do some damage.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

yup...time to spread my wings and fly. gotta get enough posts to put my ava up there before i can really do some damage.

You need just a couple moar. Epic is coming.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

You need just a couple moar. Epic is coming.

tha wiggler pimp is in da house

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

EDIT. To late. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Now be careful over there. You can't troll by dropping dynomite in the water to catch fish over there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Hell I haven't even started yet. Except for the routine Jeep commentary. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

to late.....it has begun.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

to late.....it has begun.

Check out my edit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

BWAHAHAHA. a minute too late.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

BWAHAHAHA. a minute too late.

You already have a few on the hook. There is something about that picture. lawl