Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i made it up. woohoo!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Okay. Looks like there are trolls/bots on plentyoffish

If not, OMG. Some hot *** bitch messaged me. And she is about 2 hours away. I would travel to bang this pussy.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

'He's a funeral director,' she answered.

'Interesting,' the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

i made it up. woohoo!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I don't wear a watch.

 

[toastedwon 10+ year member]

I did not realize these SQ guys are so sensitive.

 

[toastedwon 10+ year member]

When did these giant watches get in style? At that party, nearly everyone had giant watches. I have seem them before, but I thought it was because they where far-sighted. I guess it's a fashion thing.

Normal watches or 'bling bling' watches? Blacks have been wearing them for years.

 

[toastedwon 10+ year member]

what did you do?

I got banned for posting a link to that russian murder, req said it was not allowed but I do not see it mentioned anywhere in the terms.

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[toastedwon 10+ year member]

Exactly

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Link me

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

There was a thread about a Russian beheading one time, it went on to like 52716176 pages and was never taken down

but this was months ago

 

[toastedwon 10+ year member]

Let me see if I can find it, seems to be deleted from the forum I got it from.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I got banned for posting a link to that russian murder, req said it was not allowed but I do not see it mentioned anywhere in the terms.
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336.648.2278 call or text

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Let me see if I can find it, seems to be deleted from the forum I got it from.

I think it's on http://www.Entensity.net bottom of the FFL links.