Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I was shocked when I went to Minneapolis and there wasn't an Arab behind bulletproof glass in a gas station. A middle aged white woman at the counter.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Man, I almost knocked the hell out of a man I know while ago. I was in the grocery store facing the shelves and he came up behind me and bumped into me just messing around. I span around and stopped just short of driving my elbow in his chest.

It was my favorite poker dealer, a man about 60 years old. Very nice man. With his wife.

I was very embaressed. I felt like shit.

Oh, and my kids were standing right there.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

It's hit and miss here...

Yea I know. I was traumatized when I went into a Tennessee gas station.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Flip is getting ho head? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Would it be one I may have remembered?

Maybe, his name is Jerry. about 6'1". I would have probably asked about his son (who is a dealer at another casino). Very nice.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I don't clean up. I like knowing I have *** all over my body.


This is a never ending battle. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I seriously considered one for my next setup. TSGP kind of talked me out of it. Said they aren't the greatest for daily.

never ending battle of your racist side and your extremely racist side? Right now your racist side is winning, but your extremely racist side is trying to make a comeback

my son shit on the floor today

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[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I didn't know if I registered on the pirate bay I could download ****.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

The other would spit or throw up *** on me.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif I would have rubbed her face in it. I try to make it clear up front, no bullshit, you you take a shot to the jaw, you take it. Other wise next time I'll PIITB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peritonsillar_abscess

I'm so glad I had my tonsils and shit out when I was like.... 5, them shit's is gross.

I didn't mean it like that, but I can certainly see how it looks that way. I have used whipped cream.

Whipped cream? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I never got food play honestly.

Did you rub his nose in it?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I would have, gotta let them know that SHIT AIN'T COOL.

I didn't know if I registered on the pirate bay I could download ****.

Why don't you try fileporn.org or *****torrents.org download at your line max RIGHT NOW.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I am just weird....

yup

This big bang show is about stupid. How in the hell is this funny?

Agreed

Guys, I just irrigated my sinuses. I felt like I was drowning!

wattz?

I think they sell shit like MD20/20, too. I remember seeing that on the shelf in FLA>\.

Yes along with Boones Farm, Alize, Arbor Mist, etc.
Good selection of beer in most stores too. Shoes and shirt are also optional items while walking in to buy these items.

Man, I almost knocked the hell out of a man I know while ago. I was in the grocery store facing the shelves and he came up behind me and bumped into me just messing around. I span around and stopped just short of driving my elbow in his chest.
It was my favorite poker dealer, a man about 60 years old. Very nice man. With his wife.

I was very embaressed. I felt like shit.

Oh, and my kids were standing right there.

You are a terrible role model. You should have put him on the ground. Those kids need to learn that it doesn't matter who it is, you don't take no shit.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

was getting no head...well some, but mainly as a foreplay kind of thing....I gave 10x more than received in that relationship. Wasn't a big deal though.

I also have a hard time getting head. I have gotten laid by twice as many girls that have giving me head. My room mate has the opposite problem.

The most recent head was this summer. I was at my parents house for the weekend and riding around with a girl I used to mess around with. I talked her into giving me head while I drove. That was exciting, but took forever to get off cause I was concentrating on driving. Well she said she would take the load and just spit it out. Liar. She took half the load, pulled off, and I ended up nutting all over my shirt.

Thank god my parent's didn't notice when I got back home. That sh1t pissed me off.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Man, I almost knocked the hell out of a man I know while ago. I was in the grocery store facing the shelves and he came up behind me and bumped into me just messing around. I span around and stopped just short of driving my elbow in his chest.
It was my favorite poker dealer, a man about 60 years old. Very nice man. With his wife.

I was very embaressed. I felt like shit.

Oh, and my kids were standing right there.

what is the deal? am i the only one who dont take crap from old guys? i bet your kids were embarassed. i need to come down and have a talk with them.

in poker news...$40 buy-in tourny last night. 9 guys. i took it down for $240. guy that went out 3rd tried to bluff me while im holding a boat. i made him sweat the call for a few.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

wtf is a boat? never heard that term before...Winning on the river or something?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

wtf is a boat? never heard that term before...Winning on the river or something?

a boat is a full house. dont ask me why.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I wonder what Iam and wsw? think about the future of the country when the young people in the CT thread are either racist or have emotional troubles. I hope CT isn't representative of young people today.

what theres like 5 of us. Look at the youth of ca.com for a better representation of the youth of America.

oh and flip, you arent that young //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif