Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So say Obama does get a bill passed that makes owning all types of guns illegal, what happens to all the guns people own already?

The feds will come into your home and disrespect your whole family.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Ah I was thinking of Tim Hogan's Carpet.

So say Obama does get a bill passed that makes owning all types of guns illegal, what happens to all the guns people own already?

like drugs

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

What is bad *** like?

Bad, completely worthless, I have little patience for slackers, this girl was the worst. She came back for more, so it wasn't like she wasn't into me or whatever... idk... girl was worthless in the sack.

It could be a whole lot worse, but shit... I'd feel like a worthless sack of shit if I ****ed like that.

I'd have had more fun if she had fallen asleep and just let me **** her while she was out. And that's not a fetish of mine.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Oh, and worthless.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Not **** at life.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I still don't get it? What did you expect her to do?

lay there like a fish and STFU

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Not **** at life.

did she **** on other things?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I hate when the girls just lay there. Yeah, I really like being the dominant one, but being dominant loses it's flair when you have nothing to push against.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Oh....see, I prefer that...moaning and noise making interrupts my concentration.

LMMFAO

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Oh....see, I prefer that...moaning and noise making interrupts my concentration.

i personally like the screaming, barking like a dog, and any other noise they can throw out there.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I just like to be in control of the remote. That's all I ask.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Maybe that's were all your *** problems are coming from Flip. You need a girl to manhandle you once or twice. Just completely flip your world around. Make you the completely submissive partner.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Maybe that's were all your *** problems are coming from Flip. You need a girl to manhandle you once or twice. Just completely flip your world around. Make you the completely submissive partner.

troof!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Oh....see, I prefer that...moaning and noise making interrupts my concentration.

Troll.

Basically she was willing to put no effort toward making it anything I could enjoy, she cut it short after about 10 minutes max, no BJ, HJ or anything. She thought she was loud and I could barely hear her. I honestly think she's a freak sociopath like Dexter (from the TV show) and is only interested in *** to make it appear that she's normal.

That is the best I can do.

I have tried very hard to not be a miserable piece of shit in the sack, I can't enjoy myself if the other party isn't satisfied... and quite frankly I'm almost as happy to ******** than deal with most girls, so when I go out on a limb I'd like my efforts to be rewarded... in this case they were not, in any way, shape or form.

Shame, she was pretty cute.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Who do you think gave Ice the ideas on bondage. That shit wasn't for me though.

I don't mean bondage. I just mean a girl that's a nympho. One that knows what she's doing and knows what she likes.