Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

If you are not first you are last.

Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I am going to start making people say, "I love crepes."

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I am going to start making people say, "I love crepes."

How many more times are you gonna toss me the radio in the bathtub?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

preview... thread worthy??

so anywayz... im out at this wacked out country bar saturday nite. im in there getting my drink on and chillin. just checkin out tha action and shit. mostly dudes in cowboy hats and chicks out line-dancin. there is however, one obviously flaming homosexual and his *** hag out on tha floor. dude has super tight pants, a white shirt that is unbuttoned most of the way, and some kind of mixed race afro going on. almost like a sideshow bob kinda look. my attention is soon diverted away from this freak show by this hot blonde that is obviously way out of my league. i walk over and start chatting her up. we chill for a few when out of no where tha country music stops and some bass pumpin bootie music cranks up. tha blonde tells me, "i dare you to go dance with gay dude." i ask what do i get out of tha deal and she says "a fuck. now, me being me, and not wanting to disappoint tha hottest chick in tha club, i hit tha dance floor and slip up right next to gay dudes morbidly obese hag. i turn around and back it up on her and before i know it im a dance sandwich. gay dude is all up on me, as is his ho. i notice most of tha crowd is in shock, while some are cheering me on.

anyway, tha song ends and i slip away and head back to the hot blonde. as i get to the table this other chick runs up and says "OMG, you know thats a dude right?" i was like WTF? are you serious??

oh yeah, went home with blonde.

what it do?!?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Haz potential.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

im sure i will have to embellish a bit to make it tappin worthy, but i like to give you guys the troof before i throw a crazy one out there.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Jesus F'in Christ! WTF is IDskot doing at NN.

**** me!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Lawl... didn't get the memo I suppose.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What country has the abbreviation VN? Vietnam? lol..VN is where the shox I ordered shipped out from. They are currently in anchorage, AK. wow. They were shipped the 12th.

VIN#? LOL

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'm thinking Tim Hortons for breakfast, those sandwiches are delicious.

Isn't that a carpet place?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I have changed my mind about cars. I am watching talledega nights again and

[sIZ"7"]I WANNA GO FAST![/size]

do you really?

Jesus F'in Christ! WTF is IDskot doing at NN.
**** me!

he reads this thread.

Isn't that a carpet place?

its liek starbucks.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

do you really?
he reads this thread.

its liek starbucks.

No. I am just into the movie today.
He needs to stop and go /himself.

Oh then it sux.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

because flip, theres a lot of bitches in this world. Show a gun and they fold.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

But gun ownership does not equal shooting a gun.

Many people aren't willing to wait around for the answer to the equation either.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So say Obama does get a bill passed that makes owning all types of guns illegal, what happens to all the guns people own already?