Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

no blue balls and I will be sure to wrap up if I decide to do this

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Who cares if she is wet? Maybe the friction from a dry run will cause a spark and set her pubes on fire.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

shaved my freind no hair

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I still haven't mastered oral *** on the woman.

But you mastered the man???

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I typically think of *** being not over until the guy cums. I have heard stories of girls telling guys to stop or hurry up. I have never heard such comments, so they are the stuff of urban legend to me.

I hadn't either until the last girl I hooked up with. That was the most horrible, god aweful *** I'd ever had.

If *** was like that all the time I would switch to guys. Honestly.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

yea she has a strange face and its the one on the right in the 1st pic.....I just can't decide if she is hot or not. she has a good body and besides me is a virgin which is a def. plus

I'd hit it, no doubt. And Dev is right, she does look kind of like the bride of chucky. A girl that went to high school with me looked similar, and we called her that.

I'm glad my mom doesn't get involved in my life like Flip's.

ahahahahahahahah

maybe if I didn't have anything else to do. Not sure if I would take her out in public.

With your problems, you can't be too picky. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

BTW, the kids and I are having a great time on the PS2 playing Lego Star Wars. It's fun to iritate the wife, when she comes in and tells them to do something I explain that they can't do anything until they figure out how to move to the next level. The angrier she gets the more detail I provide about why we are stuck.

hah. I just can't imagine you playing video games.The only game my dad ever played with me was a shooting game on a Sega Mastersystem (like the first Sega system) that my brother had. Apparently the game pissed me dad off, cause he played it til we beat it which took forever.

You should play GTA Vice City with the kids.

That would be quite the sight. "Daddy, why does ........"

When I have a kid, I think I would want a girl. If I have a boy that is too much pressure on me to be a role model.

For all the wrong reasons.....But I want a girl first, too.

I'd hate to have a girl....all I would think of is her jumping out of the window so she could get ran through by a group of degenerate teenagers.

Thats kind of the reason I want a girl. But she wouldn't be run through. I would have the little boys scarred sh1tless to mess with my daughter inappropriately. They would still probably mess with her, but i'd make dam sure I was in the back of their mind.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

What country has the abbreviation VN? Vietnam? lol..VN is where the shox I ordered shipped out from. They are currently in anchorage, AK. wow. They were shipped the 12th.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

When I have a kid, I think I would want a girl. If I have a boy that is too much pressure on me to be a role model.

Thats crazy talk. If/when I have a girl I'll cry tears of true sadness and depression.

Word makes is rather easy to compose the works cited page if you use the insert references throughout. I remember writing essays in wordpad.
wsw probably wrote papers with a typewriter. How in the fvck anyone was able to use footnotes with a typewrite is impressive.

This is true. I have no clue how generations before us hadled things.

I still haven't mastered oral *** on the woman.

It sometimes frightens me that I enjoy it. It is a characteristic that is shared by serial killers.

Sometimes I wonder if you are trolling or if you are actually serious.

If you don't *** is it really ***? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Yep

ha. Make sure you use a condom.

Shit, Ive dne it w/ teh raw dawg. LMAO. Was it smart, nooo......Was it one of the crunkest things that ive ever experienced.......at the time YES!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

But you mastered the man???

ZING

I hadn't either until the last girl I hooked up with. That was the most horrible, god aweful *** I'd ever had.
If *** was like that all the time I would switch to guys. Honestly.

really? that bad? what happened? did she continuously kick you in the dick?

I'd hit it, no doubt. And Dev is right, she does look kind of like the bride of chucky. A girl that went to high school with me looked similar, and we called her that.


With your problems, you can't be too picky. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

For all the wrong reasons.....But I want a girl first, too.

Thats kind of the reason I want a girl. But she wouldn't be run through. I would have the little boys scarred sh1tless to mess with my daughter inappropriately. They would still probably mess with her, but i'd make dam sure I was in the back of their mind.

word

ZING

Thats a weird reason to want a girl, but ok.

Thats crazy talk. If/when I have a girl I'll cry tears of true sadness and depression.

This is true. I have no clue how generations before us hadled things.

Sometimes I wonder if you are trolling or if you are actually serious.

Yep

Shit, Ive dne it w/ teh raw dawg. LMAO. Was it smart, nooo......Was it one of the crunkest things that ive ever experienced.......at the time YES!

would you really? it wouldnt be THAT bad.

word, must have sucked.

he is serious about bondage probly.

raw is pretty fun, scary at the same time even with pills.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I'm thinking Tim Hortons for breakfast, those sandwiches are delicious.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

got a story from saturday night. involves dancing with a flaming **** and his *** hag at a country bar. i might have to make a thread.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I have changed my mind about cars. I am watching talledega nights again and

I WANNA GO FAST!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

got a story from saturday night. involves dancing with a flaming **** and his *** hag at a country bar. i might have to make a thread.

Don't talk about it, do it. BTW, Star Wars Lego is indeed FTW.

I have changed my mind about cars. I am watching talledega nights again and

I WANNA GO FAST!

If you are not first you are last.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Don't talk about it, do it. BTW, Star Wars Lego is indeed FTW.

i know it, me and tapp jr. are addicted to it. next up is lego batman.

did you play any this weekend? i was down there saturday night, but never made it to a casino.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i know it, me and tapp jr. are addicted to it. next up is lego batman.
did you play any this weekend? i was down there saturday night, but never made it to a casino.

Yes, I played Saturday night. I wonz a little over $300 -- a had a group of Asians come sit down who acted like they had never played in a casino. Can you imagine that -- not only Asian but newb Asian.