Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

its pissing me off. was really looking forward to playing some cod4 tonight. Got the house to myself and no xbox live, isnt that a b!tch

shit, thats a no brainer.

pr0n would be on my agenda.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

wife and i already did that several times today w/ the pron

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Flip is insulting the community college folk. What a troll.

Been spending time with the niece and realized I do not know how to hold a baby. I held her like a football and she started to slip and before long she was hanging upside down.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

its pissing me off. was really looking forward to playing some cod4 tonight. Got the house to myself and no xbox live, isnt that a b!tch

Weird... mine isn't working because I don't have a 360...

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Hi, Billy Mays Here With Kaboom. Do You Have Lots Of Dirty Shit In Your House That Needs All Cleaned Up? Then Buy Some Of This goddamn Kaboom. This Shit Could Clean The Warts Off Your Sister's ******. You Can Put Some Kaboom On Your Dick, And It'll Grow Three Inches. fuck.

In A Few Minutes, There Will Be A goddamn Number On Your Screen. Call That Shit And Buy Six Jugs Of This fucking Kaboom And We'll Throw In A Samurai Shark And Some goddamn Zorbeez. What Are Zorbeez? You Best Be Joking, nigger. Those fucking Towels Can Soak Up Like A Gallon Apiece. You'll Probably Need Them After You Sharpen Your fucking Scissors With The Samurai Shark. Because You'll Simultaneously Shit, Piss, And Ejaculate In Your Pants. How Do You Piss And Ejaculate At The Same Time? fuck You, That's How. Call Me Now And I'll Stop Yelling. Nevermind, I Can't Stop So fuck You. I'm Gonna Go ******** With Some Orange-glo So Peace Out bitchs.

So Call 1-800-781-7529 Now And Tell Them Billy Mays Sent You

That Number Again Is 1-800-781-7529 Thats One Eight Zero Zero Seven Eight One Seven Five Two Nine

Call Nao!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Flip is insulting the community college folk. What a troll.

Been spending time with the niece and realized I do not know how to hold a baby. I held her like a football and she started to slip and before long she was hanging upside down.

I lol'd at this. wtf, man.

I am thinking that the CC folks I met are not representative of all of them. Perhaps there is wide disparity in the groups.

What am I a representative of? honestly, tell me. you haven't..ha...

Hi, Billy Mays Here With Kaboom. Do You Have Lots Of Dirty Shit In Your House That Needs All Cleaned Up? Then Buy Some Of This goddamn Kaboom. This Shit Could Clean The Warts Off Your Sister's ******. You Can Put Some Kaboom On Your Dick, And It'll Grow Three Inches. fuck.


In A Few Minutes, There Will Be A goddamn Number On Your Screen. Call That Shit And Buy Six Jugs Of This fucking Kaboom And We'll Throw In A Samurai Shark And Some goddamn Zorbeez. What Are Zorbeez? You Best Be Joking, nigger. Those fucking Towels Can Soak Up Like A Gallon Apiece. You'll Probably Need Them After You Sharpen Your fucking Scissors With The Samurai Shark. Because You'll Simultaneously Shit, Piss, And Ejaculate In Your Pants. How Do You Piss And Ejaculate At The Same Time? fuck You, That's How. Call Me Now And I'll Stop Yelling. Nevermind, I Can't Stop So fuck You. I'm Gonna Go ******** With Some Orange-glo So Peace Out bitchs.

So Call 1-800-781-7529 Now And Tell Them Billy Mays Sent You

That Number Again Is 1-800-781-7529 Thats One Eight Zero Zero Seven Eight One Seven Five Two Nine

Call Nao!

Thats a strong impersonation.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

wat? Need pron when have woman?????

nahh, i took a shower when i came out of the shower she was watching some **** in the living room.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

nahh, i took a shower when i came out of the shower she was watching some **** in the living room.

hardcore, lesbian, gay, interracial, gangbang...?

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

had some hardcore shit going on. also had some interacial threesome shit going on too. one of those little bit of everything movies.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

had some hardcore shit going on. also had some interacial threesome shit going on too. one of those little bit of everything movies.

i bet it was Corey.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

What do you do when every facet of your former identity is no more? No bass, No attention/popularity,No football, No *****es, No crunkness..............

Wooooooooot, 2 year anniversary of no bass.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

What do you do when every facet of your former identity is no more? No bass, No attention/popularity,No football, No *****es, No crunkness..............

Wooooooooot, 2 year anniversary of no bass.

Shit, this time last year you did not have that snazzy gif in your sig. I know, I was here then.

And I don't know WTF you are talking about with regards to popularity. You are the father of one of the most popular threads on the whole fucking internet. Bad *** thread man, bad *** thread.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Shit, this time last year you did not have that snazzy gif in your sig. I know, I was here then.
And I don't know WTF you are talking about with regards to popularity. You are the father of one of the most popular threads on the whole fucking internet. Bad *** thread man, bad *** thread.

I got the sig when I started gettin all of my equipment. Lol

And yes, this is one of the crunkest threads on the net.

Gah..................................

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I got the sig when I started gettin all of my equipment. Lol
And yes, this is one of the crunkest threads on the net.

Gah..................................

I was referring to Brother Obama showing off his mad cash monies. That is the part of the sig that is FTW.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I was referring to Brother Obama showing off his mad cash monies. That is the part of the sig that is FTW.

Lmao, indeed.

He's a baller like you. Its def FTW.

Me not so much.