Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

watching Jason Campbell's post game interview. A friend of mine built his parents' house

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well he really should be castrated. He killed my sister's baby. He doesn't need to be reproducing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Oh geez, I guess I didn't put that together. So he is being charged with killing the unborn child?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Oh geez, I guess I didn't put that together. So he is being charged with killing the unborn child?

Yea. Also assault charges. If I would've had a loaded gun on me at the time, I would've been up for murder //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

They're also going for attempted murder on my sister.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i want a pizza hut pizza sooooo effing bad.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Well children I'm out. Probably won't be back on for like a week. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE ***** CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her ****ING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Below is for DB only:

You think that Dev would buy that line if I sent him a photo of me?

Have fun in the real world.

its a scary place.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well children I'm out. Probably won't be back on for like a week. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Have fun in the real world.

Yeah we'll see.

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest."How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE ***** CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her ****ING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

SO where is this coming from?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

SO where is this coming from?

kusama

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Well I'm really leaving this time.

Adios

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Well I'm really leaving this time.
Adios

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nite nite holmes