Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

My ex wants to spend the night with me because she is lonely. I am as well, but I don't think this is the best solution.

Stick yourself in the eye with a fork. It will be less painful and you can spend time with the staff at the ER.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

What does this mean?
I do not want to jump into a new relationship...especially one that begins with *** before dating.

Find new friends man. Try some new activities or hobbies. Talk to people.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Find new friends man. Try some new activities or hobbies. Talk to people.

This is my weakness.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

This is my weakness.

If you know for a fact this is your weakness, then you know exactly what is holding you back from be happy. Stop worrying about it and just do it.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

My ex wants to spend the night with me because she is lonely. I am as well, but I don't think this is the best solution.

Why not?

Go ahead and hit it.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Stick yourself in the eye with a fork. It will be less painful and you can spend time with the staff at the ER.

did you get the last one? pt.3?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

If you know for a fact this is your weakness, then you know exactly what is holding you back from be happy. Stop worrying about it and just do it.

But I don't like people so I don't want to talk to them. I did volunteer for the Obama campaign. I was hoping to get some McCain people on the phone so I could troll them but all I got was 313 numbers. After awhile I decided to change my script and say i was calling on behalf of McCain. Well after awhile the organizers heard me and said we don't need you anymore. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

In other news, it's snowing outside //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

did you get the last one? pt.3?

Yes, is there a finale? It looks good sa far, i especially lol at the comment about being responsible.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Dunno about the ***. She has already slept around a bit since our breakup and I am not at the point where it can be just a lay.
I am thinking I am going to have to decline. I am just now getting to where I sleep by myself easily.

I was answering from my whorish ways. I can readily have *** without any connections. It is what condoms were made for.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

You could make her into your pet. Chain her wrists and legs together so she has to crawl and put a collar on her. That goes with Eugenics degrading suggestion

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

That may be a bet. She may get more than slobbering on the clit.

LMFAO!

Oh my no really, LMMFAO!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Well, it would be nice to have someone over to hang out with. Most nights, it's me and the cat. All she does is meow and try to eat my food.

GO OUT AND MINGLE!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You could make her into your pet. Chain her wrists and legs together so she has to crawl and put a collar on her. That goes with Eugenics degrading suggestion

wtf

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Not a fantastic sign about having a good relationship. It's a great sign that she has low self esteem.

and will invite her firends to bed with you!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

He wants to be a friend without benes.

Flip, I think that course would only lead to pain and frusutration. Plus, I see a readiness on her part to try to hurt you. I would not give her the opportuniuty.