IDSkoT
5,000+ posts
Resonating Reticular
I totally owned us some seats at the football game last night.
Found my friends and someone had a jacket on the bleachers beside them trying to save the seat. I walked over to it, kicked the jacket off, and stole the spot. Guy started saying it was some girls' seat and i kept repeating "****?" . It was hilarious.
Yes, I know I am an *******.
So many funny things happened yesterday.
It's okay.
You're our *******.
That makes your actions acceptable.
As long as your *******-ness doesn't reach me, I couldn't really care.
I hope you kept the guy's jacket, too.
And **** is a great word.
