"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like ****** juice."
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DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
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alk Dirty to Me
Things overheard at the STD clinic
Paul Demko
Published on October 23, 2002
The quotes below are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments.
"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."
"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."
"My last period looked like meat."
"My balls feel soft and mushy."
"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"I got the dripper."
"I have food chunks in my urine."
"Had *** with my daughter's fiancé and then douched with Lysol--feelin' a little raw down there."
"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."
"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."
"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."
"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like ****** juice."
"Can't you put the swab in further?"
"I had *** with my baby's momma, *** with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."
"Last time I had *** I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"The seam in my circumcision split open."
"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."
"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are ******* the adrenaline out of me."
"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had *** with me."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"
"My pee smells like ham."
Things overheard at the STD clinic
Paul Demko
Published on October 23, 2002
The quotes below are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments.
"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."
"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."
"My last period looked like meat."
"My balls feel soft and mushy."
"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"I got the dripper."
"I have food chunks in my urine."
"Had *** with my daughter's fiancé and then douched with Lysol--feelin' a little raw down there."
"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."
"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."
"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."
"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like ****** juice."
"Can't you put the swab in further?"
"I had *** with my baby's momma, *** with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."
"Last time I had *** I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"The seam in my circumcision split open."
"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."
"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are ******* the adrenaline out of me."
"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had *** with me."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"
"My pee smells like ham."
WhoSayWho?
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Preston Caught a Predator
My faves.
what the **** do old people mean.
her: my computer doesnt work. me: Ok what do you mean. her: "it wont come on". me: So youre saying you push the power button and nothing happens? her: "nope" me: ok, so what happened after I left her: "i never turned it off and the screen came up and i logged onto my account and tried to go on the internet, i went to my email then it didnt do anything"
me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif What do you mean?
her: "it wont do anything, internet explorer wont move"
me: ok, ill check it again.
Basically, her drive was messed up somehow(bad sectors), my cousin went to "fix" it, but he really doesnt know shit about computers. Not saying im a pro. But his idea of fixing computers is throwing parts at it. She isnt even sure what he did, but it doesnt work.
/rant
anyway, i dont feel like ****ing with this piece of shit computer anymore, but now i have to. Im thinking of just telling her to get a new HD and call it a day. There are a shitload of bad sectors.
shit worked fine after i left, she said it was faster than before. the internet worked fine and everything. I dont know. It might be time for a new one.
her: my computer doesnt work. me: Ok what do you mean. her: "it wont come on". me: So youre saying you push the power button and nothing happens? her: "nope" me: ok, so what happened after I left her: "i never turned it off and the screen came up and i logged onto my account and tried to go on the internet, i went to my email then it didnt do anything"
me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif What do you mean?
her: "it wont do anything, internet explorer wont move"
me: ok, ill check it again.
Basically, her drive was messed up somehow(bad sectors), my cousin went to "fix" it, but he really doesnt know shit about computers. Not saying im a pro. But his idea of fixing computers is throwing parts at it. She isnt even sure what he did, but it doesnt work.
/rant
anyway, i dont feel like ****ing with this piece of shit computer anymore, but now i have to. Im thinking of just telling her to get a new HD and call it a day. There are a shitload of bad sectors.
shit worked fine after i left, she said it was faster than before. the internet worked fine and everything. I dont know. It might be time for a new one.
forum is ****ing dead today.
well when they called me in they had pages printed out listing stuffz i had on my computer from looooong ago...
so they obviously scanned it somehow...
and ive got all my sharing stuff turned off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
so they obviously scanned it somehow...
and ive got all my sharing stuff turned off //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
MikeofTulsa
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finally me > sinus infection
mike... tell me how to hide the media on comp from my schools tech department
2kchevy06civic
5,000+ posts
Learn to swim
I haven't either. Went out to lunch with my mom and that was about it.
I wouldn't know
sh1t you had one too? I just got over mine as well. I'm still taking the antibotics that the doctor gave me.
MikeofTulsa
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The one and Only!
make the folder hidden?
no doctor for me. straight will power
and sudifed(sp)
i still have it, im just winning the battle now.
2kchevy06civic
5,000+ posts
Learn to swim
screw that dude. I went to the doctor after feeling bad for over 5 days. After the meds, felt good after 2 days. wonderful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
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