Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yes it is.

 

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The forum is boring today...

I hadn't noticed. I have been a little busy today.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what are you selling again? the same stuff?

 

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what are you selling again? the same stuff?

Apparently he isn't selling anything, hence the possible need to use Ebay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You guys should troll the generationdub.com forums, we may get mentioned in PAS Mag. They're always in there.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So this old lady calls and asks if I'm going to be here so her husband can bring in their pool pump for repair.

Her: "What time are you going to go to dinner?"

Me: "What time do you want me to pick you up?"

Her: *laughs* "No I mean what time do you go to lunch? I don't want him to get there and you're not there."

Me: "I'm always here, I don't take lunches."

Later her husband comes in, sets his pump up on the bench and looks at me and says, "I'm sorry, but my wife is unavailable to you." I told him I'm sorry to hear that and I'll ask her out next time you're not around. LOL

He didn't look to happy to hear that. I just fixed his pump and he left.

 

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You guys should troll the generationdub.com forums, we may get mentioned in PAS Mag. They're always in there.

Crunk Times is going to be in a mag

Kick ***!

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Wouldn't be a bad job. Some people get mad as an invasion of privacy. I don't like that google can profit from a picture of MY house....so I want to charge Google....
Instead, I need a giant sign or something crazy...like a hanging or something.

Maybe a big sign with pancakes on it and ca.com? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Man...slow times in the lounge for sure.....

I think I may sign up for warhammer online tomorrow. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So this old lady calls and asks if I'm going to be here so her husband can bring in their pool pump for repair.
Her: "What time are you going to go to dinner?"

Me: "What time do you want me to pick you up?"

Her: *laughs* "No I mean what time do you go to lunch? I don't want him to get there and you're not there."

Me: "I'm always here, I don't take lunches."

Later her husband comes in, sets his pump up on the bench and looks at me and says, "I'm sorry, but my wife is unavailable to you." I told him I'm sorry to hear that and I'll ask her out next time you're not around. LOL

He didn't look to happy to hear that. I just fixed his pump and he left.

LOL! way to run off customers.

Maybe a big sign with pancakes on it and ca.com? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

w00t pancakes!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So this old lady calls and asks if I'm going to be here so her husband can bring in their pool pump for repair.
Her: "What time are you going to go to dinner?"

Me: "What time do you want me to pick you up?"

Her: *laughs* "No I mean what time do you go to lunch? I don't want him to get there and you're not there."

Me: "I'm always here, I don't take lunches."

Later her husband comes in, sets his pump up on the bench and looks at me and says, "I'm sorry, but my wife is unavailable to you." I told him I'm sorry to hear that and I'll ask her out next time you're not around. LOL

He didn't look to happy to hear that. I just fixed his pump and he left.

ha, was he really mad?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Yeah he looked pretty pissed. Dark, red face, kinda like embarrassed because I did say it in front of other customers. He didn't say a word after I rang him up for everything.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.

Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"

Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"

"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."

Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"

Ted responds, "Carl."

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[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

i got a fvckin 63 on my first chem test //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Well Firefox quit working on my computer so I've started using Safari and have taken a liking to it