Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Probably...I have never had a bad experience getting drunk and passing out on the couch.

I have had bad experiences getting drunk and not having a girl to sleep with.

I get in this depressed mood and start posting on the forums, drunk texting people,etc.

Of course I doubt you get as drunk as i usually do though.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I guess clean clothes are more valuable then ca.com according to flip.

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*** seems to cause trouble. Yeah, it may be fun...but I can drink until I pass out on the couch, which is equally as fun, and no consequences.

Absolutely false. There will be no trolling in CT.

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Not fat.....IMO I have never fked a fatty. Thick, Yes. Chubby, Yes. Fat, NO! The fattie actually doesn't have that bad a face IMO, but she is like 2 inches taller than me and weighs more than me. I said I would never fk a girl that weighs close to what I do, and so far I have kept that to within about 15lbs. (175lbs being the biggest last year on this same very night)


I am hoping they just don't show up, cause they honestly have nowhere to sleep but on the kitchen floor or in my weight room. 7 other people are crashing here tonight and fully occupying my living room.

My standards aren't bad at all when I am SOBER! which I won't be tonight..haha..

Truth is, if the fatty did come, and I was still up drinking at about 2:00, I would go to bed with her. I would try to keep it at her giving me head or something though.

Equally as fun? No wai.

I don't even think there is a minority. I think you stand alone on this one.

i was going to say x2, but then babstinent72 posted.

I feel the same way you do flip.

interesting.

 

[Speedbump3]

I have a little more than 6 outfits. I have 20 total shirts. 10 for work, 10 for not.

LOL.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO.I didn't even notice Speedbump telling Flip he was trolling for saying what he did..hahahah

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

No, when I drink I don't lose control like some baboon...A casual observer wouldn't know if I had one beer or 10.

When I drink I become more charming. It's only when I'm sober that I contemplate theories to exterminate 4 billion people.

 

[Speedbump3]

It happens.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

No, when I drink I don't lose control like some baboon...A casual observer wouldn't know if I had one beer or 10.

Booooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggg..

I like getting really drunk cause I never know whats gonna happen. A lot of times I end up with wild stories that people don't even believe..

Like the night I got kicked out of the girl's apartment after the Afroman concert..It was about 2:00 in the morning and my friend dropped me off..I was barefooted and didn't have my fun.. She let me in her apartment, i started puking, and she kicked me out.. I chilled for about 20 minutes than knocked again..her room mate comes out saying she will call the cops if I knock again...

So here I am, 2 miles from my house, **** near 2:00 in the morning, barefooted, with no cell phone, on a Tuesday night, and noone is around..So what do I do? i take off jogging.hahahah..

Made it home fine with sore *** feet the next day.

 

[Speedbump3]

When I drink I become more charming. It's only when I'm sober that I contemplate theories to exterminate 4 billion people.

In fact you become so charming that your parents disown you, your fiance goes home alone and you wake up in your sisters friends hotel room.

Charming as hell.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Wait, you went to an Afroman concert?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

In fact you become so charming that your parents disown you, your fiance goes home alone and you wake up in your sisters friends hotel room.
Charming as hell.

Her friends thought I was charming, I never liked my parents, and I have been pissing off my sister since 1985.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wait, you went to an Afroman concert?

Hell yeah! This past April. Paid $2.00 for 16oz Colt 45s..lawl...

had a dam good time.

 

[Speedbump3]

Her friends thought I was charming, I never liked my parents, and I have been pissing off my sister since 1985.

Yes but your fiance didn't find it charming and I didn't hear you say anything about not liking her.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Yes but your fiance didn't find it charming and I didn't hear you say anything about not liking her.

I'm still undecided about her. Can't charm everyone all the time. Sober I could charm one girl, drunk I charmed 4 girls.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I must see pics of said girls you charmed.

 

[Speedbump3]

I'm still undecided about her. Can't charm everyone all the time. Sober I could charm one girl, drunk I charmed 4 girls.

Now that is pretty good logic there.