Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I don't even have a computer.

Like I said.

NM I don't want to know.

 

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I guess clean clothes are more valuable then ca.com according to flip.

Yes, but a receiver isn't(ok maybe not). BTW, his clothes are getting cleaned somehow right now. All 6 outfits he narrowed himself down to that is.

 

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*** seems to cause trouble. Yeah, it may be fun...but I can drink until I pass out on the couch, which is equally as fun, and no consequences.

Absolutely false. There will be no trolling in CT.

 

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I wash them at my parents house.

I figured as much.

Hell if I only had 6 outfits, I'd just clean them bishes in the sink.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

GM gave me my work shirts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ill sell you this ipod cheap if i find out it works.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I sold my ipod

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Booooom Scat

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

right.

however, dont you **** fat girls?

Not fat.....IMO I have never fked a fatty. Thick, Yes. Chubby, Yes. Fat, NO! The fattie actually doesn't have that bad a face IMO, but she is like 2 inches taller than me and weighs more than me. I said I would never fk a girl that weighs close to what I do, and so far I have kept that to within about 15lbs. (175lbs being the biggest last year on this same very night)

Better off telling them up front, this might hurt your relationship with this one girl but the truth is chicks LOVE assholes so in the long run this type of truthfulness I feel will get you much more poon than it would if you let them come over and had to stress about if you were going to hit it or not all night only to be left jerking off in the bathroom at 3:00am to cure your blueballs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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I am hoping they just don't show up, cause they honestly have nowhere to sleep but on the kitchen floor or in my weight room. 7 other people are crashing here tonight and fully occupying my living room.

if you had DH's standards you could //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

My standards aren't bad at all when I am SOBER! which I won't be tonight..haha..

Truth is, if the fatty did come, and I was still up drinking at about 2:00, I would go to bed with her. I would try to keep it at her giving me head or something though.

*** seems to cause trouble. Yeah, it may be fun...but I can drink until I pass out on the couch, which is equally as fun, and no consequences.

Equally as fun? No wai.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I like thick girls.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Yes, equally as fun....for me anyway...although I feel I am in the minority here.

I don't even think there is a minority. I think you stand alone on this one.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Yes, equally as fun....for me anyway...although I feel I am in the minority here.

I feel the same way you do flip.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

double post. blah

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I like thick girls.

They are fine with me. I don't want a girl that is terribly skinny.

About 5'5 135lbs for me is nice. Not to skinny, not too thick.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Probably...I have never had a bad experience getting drunk and passing out on the couch.

I have had a bad experience drinking and passing out on someone's couch.