Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Am I wrong for telling some girl friends of mine that they cannot stay at my house tonight unless they put out?
It is a gigantic concert/block party tonight in downtown..About 20,000 college students show up for it..Nothing but a bunch of drunk people have a good time..Last year I found a lay in literally 20 minutes...Got some of my friends from back home coming down..They get dibs on my couch and futon..

One of the girls wanting to stay with me looks good but doesn't put out normally.The other puts out but is fat. The want to sleep in my bed with me..Told them there wasnt enough room (HAHAHHA fat bish). They kept bugging me so i finally told her if shes gonna stay she has to put out and hung up. She calls me back saying thats real assholish but IDC..Shes still calling me haha..I told her she has no place to sleep that BROs come before HOs.

Am I wrong, or am I right?

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I wish I was a college student and found a lay in 20 minutes.

go down there this weekend

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Hitler and Stalin were on different sides of the political spectrum.



No, I don't want to have *** with them...just the knowledge that I could.

Yes but together they could make a great force.

 

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I definitely wouldn't say you're wrong. At least you told them the truth.

Agreed

i told them my wife better not talk to any other men besides me and that there will be arabic rules in my house and that I may make her wear a ninja outfit liek the muslims do.

LOL, I bet that ruffled their equal rights feathers.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

song of the week......Audioslave - Gasoline

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

2k, I never heard how you messed up with the azn.

probably because I didn't look to see who actually replied to it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I wish I was a college student and found a lay in 20 minutes.

if you had DH's standards you could //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

ok well basically the story goes like this:

backstory: so there is this girl that had dated my good friend(or used to be good friend) for a long time. Anyways she and I hooked up one night, just spur of the moment kind of thing. I felt really really bad afterwards and stopped talking to girl because I couldn't believe what I had done.

side story: azn girl and I are talking seriously after the one night stand happens and I start hooking up with her.

tie story together: the one night stand girl calls me last night saying the ex found out about it and is extremely pissed about it. Which he has every right to be. I was at a party though with the azn and stepped outside to handle the situation for I'd say a good 20 minutes. anyways the azn asks me what's up and I told her somewhat of the situation and she is just like, "wow." she asks me when I did all this happen and just told her before she and I started talking. Anyways the azn says, "you are obviously not ready for anything and I think we should just chill out."

so basically to sum, I've lost a friend I've known for years, won't do anything with one night stand girl because I just won't and now the azn doesn't want anything to do with me because I'm obviously not ready for anything and have to much drama in my life.

end of story.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

whew

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

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[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

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oh yeah?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I think I'm about to get a an explanation on what having a life means. I'd be willing to bet my posts and child will be brought up.

 

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ok well basically the story goes like this:
backstory: so there is this girl that had dated my good friend(or used to be good friend) for a long time. Anyways she and I hooked up one night, just spur of the moment kind of thing. I felt really really bad afterwards and stopped talking to girl because I couldn't believe what I had done.

side story: azn girl and I are talking seriously after the one night stand happens and I start hooking up with her.

tie story together: the one night stand girl calls me last night saying the ex found out about it and is extremely pissed about it. Which he has every right to be. I was at a party though with the azn and stepped outside to handle the situation for I'd say a good 20 minutes. anyways the azn asks me what's up and I told her somewhat of the situation and she is just like, "wow." she asks me when I did all this happen and just told her before she and I started talking. Anyways the azn says, "you are obviously not ready for anything and I think we should just chill out."

so basically to sum, I've lost a friend I've known for years, won't do anything with one night stand girl because I just won't and now the azn doesn't want anything to do with me because I'm obviously not ready for anything and have to much drama in my life.

end of story.

Doesn't sound like the azn is for sure done with you. Maybe she is just looking for you to reassure her or put more effort in. Or just like most women she is just toying with your emotions.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

x2

 

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I think I'm about to get a an explanation on what having a life means. I'd be willing to bet my posts and child will be brought up.

If BBT enters the thread they will.