Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna try and see them this tour. tickets go on sale tomorrow.

No.
This in vinyl makes you gay.

I actually lawl'd

 

[Speedbump3]

Chick is only about a 5/10. I could get the same thing walking around campus without the guilt, girl annoying the living hell out of me for the next 2 month, and destroying a whole social network.

ahhh much clearer.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Lambo's milked out, no expiration

And I ain't ask for an estimation

I just passed the cake off, no hesitation

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

ahhh much clearer.

What was really leading me the wrong way was that I used to have a huge crush on her in high school when I was a chump, we tried to date, and it blew up in my face.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

so I think I'm not gonna move into that house. My parents said that wouldn't help me out the first three months like they said they would, if I move into this house. Sooooooooo, even though I really don't want to move into this apartment I think I'm just gonna have to bite the bullet and do it anyways. Just sucks because I really don't want to but I'll be much better off with their help for a while.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

just got done real life trolling the females i work with.

 

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just got done real life trolling the females i work with.

oh

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Am I wrong for telling some girl friends of mine that they cannot stay at my house tonight unless they put out?

It is a gigantic concert/block party tonight in downtown..About 20,000 college students show up for it..Nothing but a bunch of drunk people have a good time..Last year I found a lay in literally 20 minutes...Got some of my friends from back home coming down..They get dibs on my couch and futon..

One of the girls wanting to stay with me looks good but doesn't put out normally.The other puts out but is fat. The want to sleep in my bed with me..Told them there wasnt enough room (HAHAHHA fat bish). They kept bugging me so i finally told her if shes gonna stay she has to put out and hung up. She calls me back saying thats real assholish but IDC..Shes still calling me haha..I told her she has no place to sleep that BROs come before HOs.

Am I wrong, or am I right?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Am I wrong for telling some girl friends of mine that they cannot stay at my house tonight unless they put out?
It is a gigantic concert/block party tonight in downtown..About 20,000 college students show up for it..Nothing but a bunch of drunk people have a good time..Last year I found a lay in literally 20 minutes...Got some of my friends from back home coming down..They get dibs on my couch and futon..

One of the girls wanting to stay with me looks good but doesn't put out normally.The other puts out but is fat. The want to sleep in my bed with me..Told them there wasnt enough room (HAHAHHA fat bish). They kept bugging me so i finally told her if shes gonna stay she has to put out and hung up. She calls me back saying thats real assholish but IDC..Shes still calling me haha..I told her she has no place to sleep that BROs come before HOs.

Am I wrong, or am I right?

I definitely wouldn't say you're wrong. At least you told them the truth.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

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[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

and lol @ your story deerhunt.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

oh

i told them my wife better not talk to any other men besides me and that there will be arabic rules in my house and that I may make her wear a ninja outfit liek the muslims do.

Am I wrong for telling some girl friends of mine that they cannot stay at my house tonight unless they put out?
It is a gigantic concert/block party tonight in downtown..About 20,000 college students show up for it..Nothing but a bunch of drunk people have a good time..Last year I found a lay in literally 20 minutes...Got some of my friends from back home coming down..They get dibs on my couch and futon..

One of the girls wanting to stay with me looks good but doesn't put out normally.The other puts out but is fat. The want to sleep in my bed with me..Told them there wasnt enough room (HAHAHHA fat bish). They kept bugging me so i finally told her if shes gonna stay she has to put out and hung up. She calls me back saying thats real assholish but IDC..Shes still calling me haha..I told her she has no place to sleep that BROs come before HOs.

Am I wrong, or am I right?

right.

however, dont you **** fat girls?

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

he has standards I'm sure when it comes to fat girls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I ended up trolling my sister. I sent her an email with the Hitler/Stalin thing. The difference is, she knows I believe in it to an extent.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I wish I was a college student and found a lay in 20 minutes.

Here you can find them at busy intersections.