Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51QJcJUDek&feature=related

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Apparently my dad just had some king of emergency surgery to remove his gallbladder and some chick answered the phone, said her name was Debbie. She kinda hesitated to say her name and said she was a 'friend' of his, now AFAIK he's been living with some lady whose name is Becky for the past 6 years. So................lol

The guy has so many 'friends' I'm surprised he knows ALL their names. I remember when I was 16 and he would bring home a different woman each night of the week.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

gumball 3000 is going to North Korea this year. Well the people are, they arent driving through there.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You're starting to sound like Edward Norton's character in Fight Club.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well while I was away at home this weekend my bicycle thief struck again..Stole the two good bicycles I had on my carport..Left the crappy one that they exchanged for my other good one bac k in late May...Gotta be kids in the neighborhood cause they left a working 20" TV...lawlz...

blah.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

He was quiet, kept to himself, and loved furniture. I don't know if you're an insomniac though.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well while I was away at home this weekend my bicycle thief struck again..Stole the two good bicycles I had on my carport..Left the crappy one that they exchanged for my other good one bac k in late May...Gotta be kids in the neighborhood cause they left a working 20" TV...lawlz...blah.

So they are just trading shit with you? what the ****.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The schizo is just your drunk persona.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Well while I was away at home this weekend my bicycle thief struck again..Stole the two good bicycles I had on my carport..Left the crappy one that they exchanged for my other good one bac k in late May...Gotta be kids in the neighborhood cause they left a working 20" TV...lawlz...blah.

leave a note, ask for beer and/or money next time

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Well while I was away at home this weekend my bicycle thief struck again..Stole the two good bicycles I had on my carport..Left the crappy one that they exchanged for my other good one bac k in late May...Gotta be kids in the neighborhood cause they left a working 20" TV...lawlz...blah.

This is hilarious. So they steal your bike. You get 2 new ones. Three months later they bring your old bike back and take your new ones.

Too funny. I bet they cant wait till Christmas.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

This is hilarious. So they steal your bike. You get 2 new ones. Three months later they bring your old bike back and take your new ones.
Too funny. I bet they cant wait till Christmas.

Ok...Here is the entire story, which kind of makes it funnier..

I had a good bicycle I used to ride into places I hunt..We got drunk one night and stole 2 bicycles from an apartment full of Asians while we were at a party.. A month later, someone steals my original bicycle and leaves this crappy *** old one..So they just rode off on mine..

That left me with a crappy one and the two good ones we took from the Asians..Well I come home today and see the crappy one is still here, and the two good ones were gone...

So in conclusion...The end product is I got my good bicycle stolen and left with a crappy one that I am going to throw in the dump..

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I guess Karma really is a bish..haha

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I guess Karma really is a bish..haha

**** I was thinking.

 

[MorningWood]

Perhaps. I don't think I am a schitzo though. Unless wsw? is imaginary.

Oh. I have some intell work I need you to do for your government.

I wishe you were going to be here throught tghe 12th. Better than Ezra will be playing at the Isle.

I like their music, and I think you might as well.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Here are some pics of my chosing. Don't pay attention to the colors really.

I might get this on Wed as I leave if teh gf can confirm the other one is sold and it will fit on my truck.

and this for the teh gf...she eats stuff like this up...and it shows I do think about her. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

interesting choices.