Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

You too broski!

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I have to give a presentation on China at 8 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The future is a scary thing. While the idea of flying cars and time machines may seem cool, there is also a darker side to what the future holds.

What if some of the old Sci-Fi movies are correct? Do we really want to deal with jimonstrous radioactive beasts? Seriously. Those things can decimate a Japanese city in mere minutes. If that happens, who is going to be around to create my Playstation 8? The thought of a Playstation-free future often has me waking up in a cold sweat.

Senior citizens often dress in the styles of their youth...not so much what is current. I cringe at the thought of senior citizens with their pants hanging down below their *****. I don't need to see nine exposed inches of old man boxers. Nor do I care do hear an AARP members talking about "getting all up in the hizzouse, yo."

How about the impending Giant Robot invasion? These things are immense and what with the laser beam eyes and whatnot, they can really mess a joint up.

Worldwide war is always a threat and with ******* bombers and various nuclear weapons, things could get a little hectic. Not to mention how much it is going to **** when the simian armies rise up and overthrow the humans. Damn dirty apes.

But I guess what really scares me is the fact that I am married. I have to deal with the same woman for the rest of my life. Forever.

Forever is a really long time.

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife. I'm not talking about not being able to sleep with other women. I'm not talking about how I have to watch her favorite movies for the rest of my life.

I can deal with that stuff. I love my wife. A lot...but when everything starts going haywire...well, I don't think she can fend for herself. Which means I have to do it.

I'm going to have to turn back and rescue her from the angry simian horde. I'm going to have to go for some commando action, dodging laser beams, to save her from the giant robots. It's going to be me who has to fight radioactive mutant beasts to save my lovely wife from harm.

And, I gotta tell you. I'm pretty lazy. I don't think I'm cut out for all that hero stuff.

The future scares me, but basically I think my wife is screwed.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I don't where the others are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I remember making that. lol

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

lollerskates... just saw GW on TV at the olympic ceremony and they have that bish sitting in the bleachers... They didn't even give him a VIP seat like the pres of China. His *** has to get up for regular people who are going to the bath room..

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i am bored.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl marries and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he saw them.

She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts."

He immediately drops his pants and replies.. "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Yes, pm tapout

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I think I want to lower my blazer, I really like the look of them lowered. Just need the $ for it, I'm getting my new paging alarm put in tomorrow.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

lowest price is at summit racing.
It is worth doing. I lowered mine 4/5. You will need a second person...not hard persay, but time consuming. Took me 1.5 days.

Will definitely check it out. Do you have any pics of your truck? I'd like to see it, but yeah that's how I wanted to lower it. May do airbags later, but I will most likely have to loose my backseat as I have no cargo room left.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I don't even know what all I need to lower it. Does summit racing sell a kit or something of it all together?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I can dig it, looks good man. Now I just need to find out what all I need, and save up the mulah for it

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I've noticed that my fan is loud as hell and you can barely hear the exhaust, though the exhaust is still stock. Is your fan loud on your s10?

That was another thing that I wanted to add onto it, new exhaust.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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