Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at all the people down here that wanted hiim to go to the bucs.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Fvck farve... bish is way to old

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

thanks cole. I'm sure I don't do near as well as you but considering the shape I'm in, I'm proud of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

thanks cole. I'm sure I don't do near as well as you but considering the shape I'm in, I'm proud of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

your working hard at it and thats what matters, i should be working way harder as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

im gonna have to get goin hard after this weekend

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Ok, went to the strip club tonight with some friends and WOW! I had a f*ckin blast and only spent $12.

They guy at the door asked how old I was (I was the only one not 21), I told him 22 (which is what my alternate paper ID says) and he didn't even check it . LOL. So we sit down and the place isn't near as packed as it was opening night. The girl that was currently on stage was showing her cooter off! The first time I went they didn't do that. Soon a stripper asks if we want a table dance, all we had to do was tip. So we have this 6" skinny blonde in front of our table dancing and showing her cooter to us! w00t!

The next highlight was a girl who got on stage and NOONE tipped her or even came up there. The DJ was even talking sh*t. The girl hollers out "**** THIS" and storms off in the middle of the song! Epic!

One of the black security guards tells us to watch out for the fat girl that performed earlier when we weren't there. Well, she ends up coming out a little later. And dude, she was on the verge of fat! She had a BELLY! She was showing her cooter left and right, and made a total of $3, all 3 from the same black guY! She was BEGGING for money pretty much. When the black guy actually went to stage the DJ says "What the fk?!"hahahah

We then got my country *** redneck friend a lapdance from a black girl!

Next highlight. Two twin **** stars called" Double Trouble" were taking photos and signing posters of theirs. We went to get a photo and they wanted $30 for a photo, and $20 for a poster! Fk that!

So here we are sitting in 4 chairs in a row. This blonde girl who hadn't been on stage comes and lays down in my lap. Takes off her top, and starts kissing me neck. I was like "WTF?" So i giver her a dollar and she says "Thats not what I want. Your so f*cking hot, and all i ever get is fat guys. PLEASE let me give you a lap dance!" I decided to toy with her. I kept talkn sh1t, told her I didn't have the money, and she wanted the $40, not me.. Well she starts grabbing my d1ck, kissing me, and all that stuff. She continues "This will be the best lap dance you will ever get, TRUST ME! I will even take a $10 cut for you, PLEASE!!" I thought about it long and hard and then asked her how can she gurantee it will be the best lap dance. She squeezes my dick and nibbles on my ear. All this goes on for a good 5 minutes. Finally she says "Well do you want it or not?" I asked how long it lasted. She said "You know its normally $40 for all of us, I'll give you the best one of your life for $30 and lose the difference. It normally lasts for one song, but I think your gonna get lucky!" I then bust out "Why would I pay for a lap dance, I just got one from you for free!" AND THE BISH SLAPS THE FK OUT OF ME! She called me a sorry ******* and said she knows all the strippers there and is going to tell them what I did. WTF did I do? lol...

She walks by a litter later and says "Your f*cked" and kisses my friend right beside me. Oh god, that episode was worth my $12.

Well while Double Trouble performed, the stripper who was showing her cooter on stage when we got there was in my friends lap talking to him. She asks for a cig. He gives her one. When she leaves a few minutes later, he realizes SHE STOLE THE ENTIRE BOX OF CIGS! lmfao...OWNED!

I guess that about sums up the night. Wow, just wow. I hustle a stripper out of a lap dance and get slapped!

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

crunk times......lets see...

driving down the one way backwards....hi five on the interstate from a different car....watching my ex gf fall asleep at the wheel and go through 2 trees while i sat right beside her and rode the whole wreck all the way through without doing anything.....also have a story on the pills thread....check it out....also have a couple conversations that went on in between me an a friend....

here they are

convo

1.

me: hey what would u do if someone cummed on ur face?

my buddy: idk....Swallow...

convo

2.

My buddy: i think justin is mad at me

Me: why?

MY buddy: we got to talkin about the rapture and he got upset....

ME: why?

MY buddy: he said he didnt wanna die...he liked having *** too much

Me: well y didnt u tell him he could have *** with guys in hell?

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

your working hard at it and thats what matters, i should be working way harder as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

im gonna have to get goin hard after this weekend

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif my brother

and that story you just told deerhunt made my night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/28504_Dude-Does-Awesome-Impression-of-Celebrity-***-Faces.html

The Walken was is hilarious!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

R.I.P. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gifhttp://www.legacy.com/valdostadailytimes/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=114965415

I was just talking to him Saturday, he worked 2 buildings down. He will be missed.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

VALDOSTA — Members of Valdosta Electric are mourning the loss of a long-time employee who died on the job Monday after a tragic accident.

“Everyone at the company is grief-stricken at this time,” Valdosta Electric Owner Ashley Paulk said regarding the untimely death of 50-year-old Carlton Ellis “C.J.” Jones of Hahira, who was installing some equipment at Martin’s Famous Pastry Shoppe when he was electrocuted. “As a senior-level employee at Valdosta Electric, C.J. trained several young men and he was a good friend to everyone. He will be greatly missed.”

Jones was married with two daughters, one of whom attends Lowndes High School, and one a graduate of LHS, Paulk said. He had been an employee of Valdosta Electric for 26 years.

Funeral services will be held 11 a.m. Thursday at St. Luke Missionary Baptist Church.

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[Speedbump3]

Son of a bitch! My dads back is out and Doc scheduled him for a cortizone shot. He can't move much let alone drive from Indiana to Tennessee, so now I can't go because that foo didn't send me my own copy of the keys yet. This bites. Now I got to scramble for different plans for my vacation starting this weekend.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Son of a bitch! My dads back is out and Doc scheduled him for a cortizone shot. He can't move much let alone drive from Indiana to Tennessee, so now I can't go because that foo didn't send me my own copy of the keys yet. This bites. Now I got to scramble for different plans for my vacation starting this weekend.

Tell that nga to overnight those bishes.

Next issue.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You lucky sons of bitches who won the sound deadener...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

x2

We know it wasn't rigged though cause Kove won...haha

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

WhoSayWho and Chevic won I think. Yay for Crunksters getting it at least!!! And 97gp

Even if Kove did too.....