Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Meh I won't sweat $10.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I really need to get my ratio up on stmusic.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, that's still a great deal. Plus it has something like a 10 year warranty.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
-I do physical labor.

-I work at great depths.

-I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

-I work in a damp environment.

-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

-I work in high temperatures.

-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

-You do not work 8 hours straight.

-You fall asleep after brief work periods.

-You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

-You will retire well before you are 65.

-You are unable to work double shifts.

-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

-You've been seen walking into the "exit only" more than once.

-And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

+1

Good stuff.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd at the external harddrive thread. All those links to other computer companies and no bans by jmac //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I think I may buy that 500 gig HD

Its unreal. The night the BB thread went down I called Jmac every name in the book, posted goatse, serious business, meatspin, and others and he didnt ban me.

Looking back, I am grateful.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lucky for you i am in a decent mood. normally i'd ban you for a day for posting a video in the lounge. today i jus deleted it.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

lucky for you i am in a decent mood. normally i'd ban you for a day for posting a video in the lounge. today i jus deleted it.

Thanks.

I knew it, I just thought it being a memorial thread you would let it ride.

Thanks anyway.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Anybody want to buy a monitor or camera?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Anybody want to help my ratio?

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

People don't upload what I download. I need to know what the young wippersnaps listen to.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Its unreal. The night the BB thread went down I called Jmac every name in the book, posted goatse, serious business, meatspin, and others and he didnt ban me.
Looking back, I am grateful.

He is scared of you.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=290250898614&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=019

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I just noticed August 5th would've been my 5 year anniversary on ca.com //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I just noticed August 5th would've been my 5 year anniversary on ca.com //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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