Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I thought deerhunt was 21.

nope 19

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

no. I am 19. I got a speeding ticket and they kept my license when i signed up for driving school. They gave me a paper temporary license. I just changed the birthday from 1988 to 1986 with one of those pen eraser things. Has worked like a charm since February. Only place that didn't take it was a liquor store. Everyone thinks I got a DUI..haha.

Last fall one of my friends worked at one of the local bars. He always gave us wrist bands...I have an extensive collection of wrist bands now that people can use who are under 21.

I turn 20 August 3rd. I am a pretty built guy and don't even get carded a lot of times.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

no. I am 19. I got a speeding ticket and they kept my license when i signed up for driving school. They gave me a paper temporary license. I just changed the birthday from 1988 to 1986 with one of those pen eraser things. Has worked like a charm since February. Only place that didn't take it was a liquor store. Everyone thinks I got a DUI..haha.
Last fall one of my friends worked at one of the local bars. He always gave us wrist bands...I have an extensive collection of wrist bands now that people can use who are under 21.

I turn 20 August 3rd. I am a pretty built guy and don't even get carded a lot of times.

Not bad, lol. Just don't get caught, MIPs can be bad.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I am a pretty built guy

This again?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

This again?

He must be trying to find a boyfriend by posting that

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Oh. Nathan, take that shit to some bodybuilding forum where the dudes are into dudes. If you are going to keep talking the gay crap here I at least expect a BJ out of the deal.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lol. I just made a statement that shows why I can get in as 21 easily.

And yes, I know MIPS can be bad. I have had ABC right beside me before writing a girl a ticket for taking a shot my friend bought her. I was scared sh1tless but decided if I just stayed there and acted cool rather than ran off i'd be fine. They didn't even card me.

 

[Speedbump3]

keystone. it was nasty at first, but after 5 cups I didn't really taste it. I was buzzing when I got there from a mixed drink.
I also bought some blue mixed drink at the 2 for 1 bar and don't know what it was. Wasn't a Walk Me Down, but it looked like one. It did me in. He made the double in that drink.

Nice work

This again?

You're right he is gay. I should invite him over this Sunday.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Oh. Nathan, take that shit to some bodybuilding forum where the dudes are into dudes. If you are going to keep talking the gay crap here I at least expect a BJ out of the deal.

Watch out, you have to remember he's a pretty built guy

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

lol. I just made a statement that shows why I can get in as 21 easily.
And yes, I know MIPS can be bad. I have had ABC right beside me before writing a girl a ticket for taking a shot my friend bought her. I was scared sh1tless but decided if I just stayed there and acted cool rather than ran off i'd be fine. They didn't even card me.

Just giving you shit and trying to make sure that you don't turn into "that guy."

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Anyways.........Last night reminded me why I cut back on my drinking...Once I start, I can't stop! Thank god I just get sh1tty one night a week now.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Just giving you shit and trying to make sure that you don't turn into "that guy."

Bitches love his haircut

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

and i hate jagerbombs

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

and i hate jagerbombs

Do you grunt really loud at the gym

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Do you grunt really loud at the gym

Hahaha.