Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I wish I could join teh party. The roof sounds like a hoppin joint.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I wish I could join teh party. The roof sounds like a hoppin joint.

You should come as well, just tell the wife that you are going to discover yourself.

On a side note, I have not had to wake up this early in a long time. Shit sucks, and now I must leave to go to work.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did you know 85% of Japanese drivers have cataracts?

The rest of them drive rincolns!!!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

raff out roud

 

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You should come as well, just tell the wife that you are going to discover yourself.

On a side note, I have not had to wake up this early in a long time. Shit sucks, and now I must leave to go to work.

I would, but we are taking a trip and spending a week in Tennessee in 4 weeks to check out the retirement property my dad just bought. So I don't have "road trip" monies right now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Did you know 85% of Japanese drivers have cataracts?
The rest of them drive rincolns!!!

priceless. i just got done watching a gt-r race a bullet train across japan too.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm an idiot.. I needed to get the front-end aligned on my Blazer today..Somehow it got knocked off.. Don't know if it was one night I was drunk having my friend drive me around or what. But anyways, I call and find a place that will do it for $60. Get in my Blazer, and it is dead as a door knob. I had left the interior lights on Saturday night and I didn't go anywhere yesterday.

My summer classes ended Friday, and everyone I know is at home. Luckily, the old lady who lives next door came to my rescue. I knew she spied on us a lot through her kitchen window, but dam she kind of creeped me out. She said things like "Yeah, I never heard those parties ya'll had (and winked). Ya'll boys had some good ones!" Then she was like 'been pretty dead this summer here, huh? I enjoy seeing the girl come over and lay out by the pool." That comment freaked me out. A 60+ year old lady enjoys seeing my friend come lay out? Wtf?

She then proceeds to tell me she raised 3 boys of her own and knows how college kids are, so we won't call the cops on our parties. Guess thats a good thing, but we figured that out when the cops never came before.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I'm an idiot.. I needed to get the front-end aligned on my Blazer today..Somehow it got knocked off.. Don't know if it was one night I was drunk having my friend drive me around or what. But anyways, I call and find a place that will do it for $60. Get in my Blazer, and it is dead as a door knob. I had left the interior lights on Saturday night and I didn't go anywhere yesterday.
My summer classes ended Friday, and everyone I know is at home. Luckily, the old lady who lives next door came to my rescue. I knew she spied on us a lot through her kitchen window, but dam she kind of creeped me out. She said things like "Yeah, I never heard those parties ya'll had (and winked). Ya'll boys had some good ones!" Then she was like 'been pretty dead this summer here, huh? I enjoy seeing the girl come over and lay out by the pool." That comment freaked me out. A 60+ year old lady enjoys seeing my friend come lay out? Wtf?

She then proceeds to tell me she raised 3 boys of her own and knows how college kids are, so we won't call the cops on our parties. Guess thats a good thing, but we figured that out when the cops never came before.

Maybe you should hook her up with your friend who lays by the pool.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I'm an idiot.. I needed to get the front-end aligned on my Blazer today..Somehow it got knocked off.. Don't know if it was one night I was drunk having my friend drive me around or what. But anyways, I call and find a place that will do it for $60. Get in my Blazer, and it is dead as a door knob. I had left the interior lights on Saturday night and I didn't go anywhere yesterday.
My summer classes ended Friday, and everyone I know is at home. Luckily, the old lady who lives next door came to my rescue. I knew she spied on us a lot through her kitchen window, but dam she kind of creeped me out. She said things like "Yeah, I never heard those parties ya'll had (and winked). Ya'll boys had some good ones!" Then she was like 'been pretty dead this summer here, huh? I enjoy seeing the girl come over and lay out by the pool." That comment freaked me out. A 60+ year old lady enjoys seeing my friend come lay out? Wtf?

She then proceeds to tell me she raised 3 boys of her own and knows how college kids are, so we won't call the cops on our parties. Guess thats a good thing, but we figured that out when the cops never came before.

She is telling you expects a quid pro quo. You let her watch -- she doesn't call the cops on your parties.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

oh.. this isn't where i parked my car.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I just got through eating 62 grams of shrooms.

lol...............//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Better make a thread

do it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif they will probably all tell you that 62 grams is weak and should take more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i always enjoy reading your poasts devildriver

to bad he didn't give me any advice when I was going through troubles.

oh.. this isn't where i parked my car.

oh

 

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oh.. this isn't where i parked my car.

You left your hood here last time though.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

You left your hood here last time though.

I was wondering whos that was

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I bought new underwear this weekend. I am thinking of selling the old here.