Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I really got to start writing this paper on China soon. Apparently knowing the history of China is essential for a business administration/marketing major. I guess I'll have to be marketing to the chinks.

 
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right, buddy. What's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.

"The balcony."

 
i see... well dont let it happen again, and next time she walks by with pillows and towels take her in the back room and put them to use
You want us to dress up like Indians with turbans on our head and take a nap?

Well, I'd rather just fuck the dog shit out of her, but you sound like you know what you're doing.

I just got done watching Hancock btw. It was actually extremely funny.
Told ya it was good movie.

i decided to marry the first true GF I ever had. I don't know if that is good.
I say go for it. You found someone that can put up with your bullshit that isn't a guy.

Upon reviewing that single statement, I think I may believe in fate, soulmates, or some other predestination crap now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Breaking old habits is so hard to do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
For real. I tried to stop jerking off so much once, but it was hard to get to sleep without rubbing out some knuckle children first.

 
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