Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

lol... now he gets it

No he doesn't. He still thinks it it ICE.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a ********** in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am pretty sure I have seen a ********** in Memphis before. lol.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

If I upgrade my operating system to Vista, would I lose everything I have saved in XP, or would that transfer like pics, documents, video, programs etc?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think it reformats.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I wonder how legit that guy's post for that free Vista is?

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I wonder how legit that guy's post for that free Vista is?

i thought it was just a service pack

and while we are on the subject of Dual Booting, does anyone have any experience modding Ps3's?

im toying with the idea of putting a bigar HD in mine and making it dual bootable to lennox for the ultimate media center //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm totally getting cockblocked. Best friend's gf is totally trying to hook me up with her best friend and/or sister and my former best friend is being very reluctant to allow such a thing.

I need to get his chick's number and start talking to her directly.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I'm totally getting cockblocked. Best friend's gf is totally trying to hook me up with her best friend and/or sister and my former best friend is being very reluctant to allow such a thing.
I need to get his chick's number and start talking to her directly.

have a 3 way with his bish and her friend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

that will show him who's boss

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

have a 3 way with his bish and her friend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
that will show him who's boss

I was joking about having one with her and her sister tonight. He didn't find that joke as funny as we did.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Well Cleveland blew a 6-0 lead. Where is bigfagtheory when you need him?

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I was joking about having one with her and her sister tonight. He didn't find that joke as funny as we did.

well now you know what he's afarid of... blackmail his *** into letting his girl hook you up with her friend

and then have the 3 way

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

well now you know what he's afarid of... blackmail his *** into letting his girl hook you up with her friend




and then have the 3 way

Unfortunately, she's as attached to him as SBlazer to a Krispy Kreme that's open 24/7. He knows it too.

I think he's a bit jealous that her sister and her friend are both at least 6-7/10 and his gf is a 4, maybe a modest 5 since she's so nice.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Unfortunately, she's as attached to him as SBlazer to a Krispy Kreme that's open 24/7. He knows it too.
I think he's a bit jealous that her sister and her friend are both at least 6-7/10 and his gf is a 4, maybe a modest 5 since she's so nice.

lame, go to the bish's house and tell her to hook you up with her friend

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Opinion's on steroids? I honestly believe I have about reached my genetic potential. The past year I only put on about 5 solid pounds of muscle. I am currently 5'7" 193lbs, cutting down to 185. I will be a solid, fairly ripped 185lbs.

Some people think I am on steroids now. And I like that. I still would like to get bigger though after I finish my first cut sometime in September. I would have a 'cheating' feeling if I used steroids. I have been reading a lot about them lately and how to correctly use them.. I doubt I do, but just wandered yall's opinion of them in general.