Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Cheryl Burke

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

bish is fine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''

The teacher fainted

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

^

lol

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

so i washed my car today... figured i would snap some pics

what do you guys think for $1300 invested (total) in the car and wheels?

also, i had this for dinner

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I can taste the grease from here.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I can taste the grease from here.

i deep fried them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

and they were fuking delicious

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I don't fry, or deep fry anything anymore. Weird coming from a southerner, I know. My parents, brother, and friends all love fried foods. Only foods I like better deep fried are deer tenderloin, wild turkey nuggets, and crappie.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I don't fry, or deep fry anything anymore. Weird coming from a southerner, I know. My parents, brother, and friends all love fried foods. Only foods I like better deep fried are deer tenderloin, wild turkey nuggets, and crappie.

your making me hungry again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

kanye west has lost his mind. He just said soulja boy is on Nas's level. nga what?!

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

kanye west has lost his mind. He just said soulja boy is on Nas's level. nga what?!

that bish has been crazy ever since the katrina thing in my book

i still remember watching that laughing my *** off while still feeling so sorry for poor Mike Myers, he was just sitting there like "WTF man?"

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am ashamed to say that Soulja Boy is from a town in Mississippi not too far from here.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Someone needs to assassinate Kanye West, for the betterment of the world.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Fuck man I'm tired.

Started work at 9. Started falling asleep at desk at 9:30.

Been sitting online all morning, trying not to fall asleep.

I need to do something about this...I can barely make it through a day without resisting falling asleep at my desk.