Hah, two guys sit down at the poker table the other night, one black and one white. The black guy looks like an extra from Boyz in da Hood or some shit. The white guy is just a retard.
My very drunk buddy is sitting next to the black guy and immediately starts in on him. Tells him how intimidated he is because he is abviously in a gang. It just doesn't stop.
Then I start in on the white guy. I tell him that I did not think anyone wearing a pinky ring would have called that bet. He gets defensive and says his grnadmother gave hin the ring.
The black guy starts telling me what a baller the white guy is. I laugh and tell him that true ballers don't wear their grandmother's jewelry.
he tell me that the white guy has 3k cash on him. I laugh and tell him he needs to get his credit score up so that he can open a checking account.