Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Was she fat?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You fucked a fat midget? Was it everything you ever dreamed of?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

She wasn't fat. She had a little chub on her stomach though. She weighed 115lbs and had 34C boobies.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

lol at boobies

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I meant to get a pic of us together, but this one will have to suffice.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

nudes?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'll say this...I didn't like having to go into Wal-Mart with her and buy a father's day card..And it was 11:00 at night.. Bish kept wanting to hold my arm, and i told her I wasn't like that in public.. Arg....I believe she will be the type to fall in love.. fawk.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

whatup yo??

i heard i missed alot. this place goes to shit without me.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

She's got a lil chub

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

thats probably the best you're going to get deerhunt.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

thats probably the best you're going to get deerhunt.

Agreed. Marry that fat bish.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

whatup yo??
i heard i missed alot. this place goes to shit without me.

STFU

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

thats probably the best you're going to get deerhunt.

lawl

I have gotten better.

On another note...Apparently someone decided to go swimming in my pool this weekend while I was gone...My deck was rearranged, and my vacuum pole was bent badly. I tried bending it back just a tad, and it snapped. Had the hose duct taped to the vacuum attachment, and the tape wasn't on it. I guess i could understand swimming in my pool, but why mess with the vacuum???

Now I have to buy another pole.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

maybe they shit in the pool and have to sweep it out?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I'll say this...I didn't like having to go into Wal-Mart with her and buy a father's day card..And it was 11:00 at night.. Bish kept wanting to hold my arm, and i told her I wasn't like that in public.. Arg....I believe she will be the type to fall in love.. fawk.

Didn't you say she's crazy and likes to talk about getting married and having kids?

whatup yo??
i heard i missed alot. this place goes to shit without me.

Get a new car?